How am I supposed to pick up random junk to sell to the next cashier I see that way???
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I am a slave to cargo/utility pants for this reason
As a man, it has been my privilege to wear at least 2 to 5 inventory slots in my pants on a daily basis, with an additional slot coming from my t-shirt on occasion.
Well if you ever land in jail, remember you ve got another hiding place... Works great to smuggle drugs or buttplugs.
Even pants without a slot if the waist is elastic you can roll it over your item to get a temporary slot.
As a man, I say just get a small backpack. I have little a military-style one. It's nice.
Holds my wallet, keys, hand sanitizer, napkins, a bottle of water, mints/gum, lotion, sunscreen, lip balm, pen, pencil, deodorant/cologne, comb, lighter, knife, and gun. Everything I need to survive the day. And a tracker tag of course in case it gets lost.
My best purchase of the year was a backpack that can hang off my bicycle's cargo rack. It adds +20 inventory slots, but without the carry weight penalty.
I have that too, it's awesome. Incredible how few people I see with those! Super convenient.
wouldn't it get road grime slung all over when the road is wet?
Not at all. I mostly cycle on city roads, asphalt. And the wheels have these thingies around the wheels, no idea what they're called in English.
The models I know of are made of an easy-to-clean looking material, so if they get dirty it shouldn’t be a big problem
I keep meaning to get a cargo rack for my bike, do you know what the model of the bag is?
Cargo pants are amazing
That’s why I’m always strapped with 7 Fanny packs


BEHOLD! the Vest Of Holding, made and worn by me :3 it has SIXTEEN pockets!!!!! and many of them are huge military ones!!!!!!!!!!
couldn't be me. I need to stay hatecrime ready.
so I’m always strapped.
a gun holster probably counts as a single inventory slot
Why do you stay prepared to commit hatecrimes?
Read the otherway. As a minority, I am often the target of hate. Thus I am strapped to defend myself. BIPOC🏳️⚧️ shortstack. Getting picked on is my locale’s favorite tradition.

I present the belt of pockets! Has 7 pockets!
this monstrosity became necessary because I wear skirts often and those don't have pockets.
I second that, but one of my wishes is to be able to go out without any bag and with nothing in my pockets. Especially with no ID.
Why dont you? I do it all the time when we go for a stroll around the neighborhood. Just carry a few poop bags for the dogs
Some places the only people that have bags are drug dealers. Still fits, but yeah.


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