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[–] 74 points 21 hours ago* (1 child)

How am I supposed to pick up random junk to sell to the next cashier I see that way???

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  • [–] 34 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

    I am a slave to cargo/utility pants for this reason

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  • [–] 30 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

    As a man, it has been my privilege to wear at least 2 to 5 inventory slots in my pants on a daily basis, with an additional slot coming from my t-shirt on occasion.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 hours ago*

    As a man, I say just get a small backpack. I have little a military-style one. It's nice.

    Holds my wallet, keys, hand sanitizer, napkins, a bottle of water, mints/gum, lotion, sunscreen, lip balm, pen, pencil, deodorant/cologne, comb, lighter, knife, and gun. Everything I need to survive the day. And a tracker tag of course in case it gets lost.

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  • [–] 20 points 19 hours ago* (6 children)

    My best purchase of the year was a backpack that can hang off my bicycle's cargo rack. It adds +20 inventory slots, but without the carry weight penalty.

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  • [–] 6 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

    I have that too, it's awesome. Incredible how few people I see with those! Super convenient.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 hours ago* (3 children)

    wouldn't it get road grime slung all over when the road is wet?

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    That’s why I’m always strapped with 7 Fanny packs

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  • [–] 14 points 3 hours ago (1 child)

    BEHOLD! the Vest Of Holding, made and worn by me :3 it has SIXTEEN pockets!!!!! and many of them are huge military ones!!!!!!!!!!

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    [–] 12 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

    couldn't be me. I need to stay hatecrime ready.
    so I’m always strapped.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

    Why do you stay prepared to commit hatecrimes?

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  • [–] 3 points 6 hours ago* (2 children)

    Read the otherway. As a minority, I am often the target of hate. Thus I am strapped to defend myself. BIPOC🏳️‍⚧️ shortstack. Getting picked on is my locale’s favorite tradition.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 hours ago

    I present the belt of pockets! Has 7 pockets!

    this monstrosity became necessary because I wear skirts often and those don't have pockets.

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  • [–] 10 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

    I second that, but one of my wishes is to be able to go out without any bag and with nothing in my pockets. Especially with no ID.

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  • [–] 5 points 16 hours ago (1 child)

    Why dont you? I do it all the time when we go for a stroll around the neighborhood. Just carry a few poop bags for the dogs

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  • [–] 10 points 15 hours ago

    I am an "immigrant". The kind that you know by looking at. I haven't been stopped by the police in years, but I'd hate to not have ID on me in case somebody decides they wanna have a power trip or be a man of duty.

    By the way, I'm not in the US.

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  • [–] 6 points 18 hours ago

    A great wizard uses what is at hand.

    Like McGuyver.

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  • [–] 6 points 18 hours ago

    Bag of canvas bags for virtually infinite inventory space.

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  • [–] 6 points 20 hours ago

    But you can always put stuff into the Augmented-Space Slots

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  • [–] 6 points 20 hours ago

    Some places the only people that have bags are drug dealers. Still fits, but yeah.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 hours ago

    What about pockets?

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  • [–] 3 points 18 hours ago

    It must be nice having cleavage, so you always have a place to put stuff.

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