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[–] 90 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Trump is so corrupt that he even made FIFA pretend to care about corruption.

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  • [–] 27 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

    Lol yah why are they suddenly worried about their reputation lol

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  • [–] 70 points 7 hours ago

    Bro, you're the assholes that gave it to him in the first place. Very "we investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong" energy

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  • [–] [S] 41 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

    I somehow missed this in the run-up to the election.

    LOL.

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  • [–] 20 points 9 hours ago* (4 children)

    Now if only FIFA had a moral backbone, they could strip that prize and really shit on trump’s parade…but yah lol

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  • [–] 10 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

    They could revoke the price with the reason that they found out it must be assigned by the Nobel committee.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

    Lol I don’t think that would make any sense but none of these people are very bright to begin with lol

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  • [–] 29 points 6 hours ago

    Guy who took a shit through someone’s sun roof now doesn’t want to be known as the guy who took a shit through someone’s sunroof

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  • [–] 24 points 7 hours ago (1 child)

    This sounds like a headline generated to take the heat off FIFA because look, they’re tackling the big issues now, fo real! I’m pretty sure the committee will come to the conclusion that nothing should be done in about 18 months time.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 hours ago

    It's getting comical at this point

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  • [–] 14 points 6 hours ago

    Not the Onion? Are we sure?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 hours ago

    Investigate the obvious and massive PR around a crazy scam and illegal actions? Just work backwards, start with the fees and law suit.

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    It's the first annual FIFA award for achievement in the field of excellence

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  • [–] 11 points 9 hours ago

    Fortunately there’s no controversy about his IHOP Peace Prize

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  • [–] 9 points 1 hour ago

    Trump lost and now FIFA is pretending not to know her at a party. She’s a catty bitch, isn’t she?

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  • [–] 8 points 5 hours ago (1 child)

    Too little, too late. Y'all are forever on my boycott list and unlike how Santa runs his ship, y'all ain't coming off mine no matter what.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 hours ago

    He can just give the prize to María Corina Machado

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  • [–] 8 points 6 hours ago

    Fuck fifa and the Pedophile of the United States

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  • [–] 8 points 5 hours ago

    “we gave him an award. Investigation concluded“

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  • [–] 8 points 4 hours ago

    What do they need to investigate?

    This year's prize also goes to trump, right?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 hours ago
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    it’s fundamental to recognize the outstanding contribution of those who work hard to end conflicts and bring people together in a spirit of peace

    ...and so FIFA is ignoring all that and giving a made-up prize to Trump (who totally wasn't the only nominee)

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  • [–] 3 points 6 hours ago

    Why bother. FIFA is just as corrupt

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