Time to start the investigations, Elon. Might want to clear your schedule and make sure all your records are up to date. 🤣
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I just can't stop laughing. I'm not even lying.
I am seeing that shit everywhere -- especially in all the battleground states he poured money into like water, such as Maine, Texas, and Michigan that are now winning historical upsets -- and I literally can't stop snickering and laughing.
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Dude just finished moving all of his shit to Texas too. I hope the meltdown is epic.
Seen on bluesky:
Elon Musk and his entire operation now lives in a blue state with a Democratic attorney general. :)
Epic indeed. Toddler billionaire thought he could buy the elections he wanted and it didn't work, and there are no refunds. Imagine the entitled fury.
Oh god I can't stop laughing, I'm gonna wake up the whole house 🤣 🤣 🤣
I'd glad to see it, but it's barely anything to him. Equivalent of ~$100 to an average US adult.
I would say that although mathematically you are correct, the impact of losing $100 for the average American is greater.
I'm celebrating this result. It's not about the money, because as everyone else is saying, this is chump change to him.
But what's beautiful is the blow to the ego. The reminder that all the money in the world can't buy popularity or adoration. The suspicion that he might be getting taken advantage of by others taking his money. The confirmation that he's not fully in control, and never will be.
That is worth celebrating.
Elon wants to fuck kids
Hey, he turned Texas blue. Maybe he'll come to Oklahoma now and do it again.
If i was in charge but couldn't make it illegal for people to donate money to political funds, I'd make it a requirement that for every single £ they donate, they must donate the same amount to charity.
They dont pick the charity.
He can spare it and so can all the California billionaires who won't get taxed. I'm disappointed, but at least I have a nice big blue wave to cool my toes in.
I wonder if all the republican scumbags he bought looked at the money and thought "wait, why the fuck do I even need to bother being a politician? I can just take this imbecile's money, lose, and go on a paid vacation for a few years. I'll just call it a series of fact-finding missions in aid of the 2028 presidential election".
Meh. He won't miss the money, he probably regrets not doubling it, if anything. Also, he knew he was gambling by the fact he spent them money in the first place. He didn't put in anything he couldn't easily afford to lose, which really should make we never-gonna-be-billionaires think a bit.
The difference between $473 million and Elon Musk's total net worth is roughly a trillion dollars.
At what point will these people realize that there is a point of diminishing returns in campaign spending, where simply throwing more money at it won't generate any more votes?
Honestly, the only way all this outsized campaign money makes sense to me is if candidates are pocketing it as a back-door bribe. Maybe now that Texas is run by sane people, we'll get some good investigations into where all the money went.
I know where we can cut a trillion from, it starts with S and ends in pacex+tesla+twitter.
Isn't that like a week's groceries going bad because the fridge broke for him?
Probably even less. For most people, a fridge repair and losing a week's worth of groceries will break them.
In any case, Musk will be just fine, financially. His ego is another matter.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/saving-money-emergency-expenses-2025/
Whether it's a busted refrigerator, car trouble or medical issues, unexpected costs are a part of life. But even such routine curveballs often spell serious financial trouble for many Americans.
That's according to a new Bankrate report that surveyed more than 1,000 U.S. adults about their ability to handle a surprise bill. Despite the country's current low unemployment rate, the annual study found that 59% of Americans in 2025 don't have enough savings to cover an unexpected $1,000 emergency expense.
I love when they spend a fortune, and lose anyway. They're money isn't as powerful as they think it is.
Who regrets pennies? Musk doesnt see 473 million dollars. Hes a multibillionaire. He didnt even feel this monetarily.
But he feels it politically. It's very likely that some of the Rs going down in flames were because of his donations, not in spite of.
That's chump change for him. He's a trillionaire. Your millions mean nothing to him.
True, but you just know he's mad as hell. The money is not the thing, it's how humiliated he is.
Hes spent this cash because he wants to avoid the Democrats coming after him and his businesses. Hes been lumping everything under the SpaceX banner because NASA has been forced into depending on SpaceX so they absolutely have to be bailed out, and its a virtual certainty that they will need it. Republican controlled he can get the lot bailed out, Democrat there is a small sliver that they force the split of SpaceX from the crap and just save that.
He has a net worth of a trillion, it doesn't mean he has that sort of liquidity all the time.
Can't he just pledge his stocks to the bank?
Kind of, but his stocks are most likely already leveraged, plus it does incur an interest. Plus, the loan has to actually be paid back in full.
The count has started to come in. I'm not seeing them doing very well at all. What do you mean?
Cry more, bootlicker

If you read their comment history, they are not a bootlicker. They come off more like a depressed californian who leans left.
I think their comment was refering to the ballot initiatives in ca, the wealth tax and the two counter-measures that billioniares bought.

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