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    That's my cat's "I just sniffed/licked my own butt and need to air out my sinuses now" face

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Hey! My snakes have those, too!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    And horses! Humans, too, but it doesn't appear we use it.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    I remember some authority mentioning that our Jacobson's organ is present, but all the passageways to it are closed up. This likely means since the sense wasn't present during early brain development, even if we attempted to use it (making / opening passageways) it likely would be a very dulled sensation, if anything.

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    "What do you mean I'm adopted?"

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago

    I never saw a human lick themself there before!

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    Someone broke into the new bag of cat food? Who would do such a thing‽

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago

    I forgot to skip the last minute of The Price is Right.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago

    "You're going out dressed in that?!?"

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    getting Skeletor vibes.

    How Unpleasant It Is To See You, You Sniveling Coward!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    The moment before I sneezed.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    You mean to tell me that I'm not supposed to snort black tar heroin?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    "Gasp! How much did you see?"

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago*

    When your cat daughter tells you shes getting married to a werewolf and also werewolves are real and also the werewolf is racist (i swear this comment is for someone)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Some random beardo on the wharf, speaking with a pencil in his mouth: "That'sh a tiger shark."

    Me, a seasoned New England fisherman showing off the shark I've caught and that the mayor assures is the one that ate that poor Kitner boy:

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    “Gerald!?”

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    It's not butter?!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    "Have you been smoking Sir"?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    It looks like a Mexican cat to me (human skull-like features), and it also looks like it could give tours of the afterlife, like its been there before already...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    That fart is vile, you should see a doctor.

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    “Tuna again?”

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    Meowschwitz

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago*

    This was my reaction to this comment: https://photon.lemmy.world/post/lemmy.world/53819685?thread=26626782.26626945.26627269#26627269

    The other issue is that a big part of ao3 most people don't realize is there is the volunteer tag wranglers. Some of that might be able to be done by an llm that can catch basic misspellings and common ship naming conventions but sometimes ship names refer to really obscure references that can't be reliably sorted that way.

    I applied to squidgeworld personally.** I'm super bummed because I JUST finished my latest two chapters of my slow burn tentacle porn plus the actual porn part for later down the line because it needs a little more burn to fully satisfy.**

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    He-man turned me into his pet cat? But I'm skeletor..

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  • Is it missing its bottom front teeth?

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