What the hell happened to NZ?

I maintain an all-gay fantasy universe mostly in my head but in some of my creative projects as well. Lately I've been playing with concepts for a world map. I think you've just given me my map.

Hm, I prefer women on top.

Alternative: vertical line through the Atlantic, Australia is the buffer zone. Any islands are reserved for those that do not fit into the binary system, though they may travel freely across all lands.

Cancun remains unchanged.

I'm ready for the sausage fest. Let's do this.

Buffer zone shouldn't be in the hottest climates, too hot for procreation

As a bonus, you also get a flag of the human planet.

Do trans people have to move to a different continent once they realise? Actually, this solution seems terrible for trans people in general

This is the only problem with this so if it can be fixed, everything should be fine

Oh, so I'm supposed to live in the cold north?! Wait, I already do...

It's hilarious that women get the climate, where "the thermostat is set to high".

Look at that, Cuba's the party place. Anybody down to go to Cuba?

Can't be worse than what we're dealing with now.

Ah, Mexico, you truly are the belly button of the universe. Also, why the hell only the tropic of Cancer? Why not both tropics? Why not the Equator?

Do intersex and non binary people live in the buffer zone?

The reproduction that already happens in that zone is questionable.

That doesn't look like a good division. The world is tilted a degrees isn't it?

We all know that the top section would obliterate each other in the matter of a few months.