My Power Is Overflowing

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[–] 68 points 1 week ago (7 children)

DM me the winning lotto numbers.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Fuck that, I want the results of the US election

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  • [–] 76 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    Reject No Nut November a prude propaganda campaign to shame sexuality and masturbation.

    Fight back by gooning 2 to 3 times a day for the duration of November.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    The problem is not porn. It's a lack of ability to use your mind during sex. Sexual arousal begins in the brain. Banging one out is a healthy way to relieve stress. Porn is not required. Your brain is more powerful.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    we all do, check my post history, all my post are in the past

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  • [–] 27 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    That December 1st nut tho'

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  • [–] 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    maybe don't have sex with an apple?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    Its called Blue Ball Scaling, and only in the most rare animes is it ever referenced. It's an incredibly difficult skill to master.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Anyone got tips for no shit November this year?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    wear a buttplug for the whole month

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    That doesn't work. Only way is to not eat.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    This incel shit is ridiculous.

    Just nut. You’re better than this.

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  • [–] [S] 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    I'm allergic to nuts, asshole.

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  • Is he dead yet?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    You can keep that power. I have the power to nut whenever I want.

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    Slow your roll lawn mower man he didn't become a digital god until after he god laid.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    slept that well did you

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    Just to cause confusion, post powdered milk memes.

    But to save us all, can you post Trump memes in hopes of this timeline to never happend?

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