It’s terrible for him to be breathing the world’s limited supply of oxygen
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If I'm ever in swinging distance of Altman, I'm gonna do it.
It's terrible there's so many cacti in the world that aren't currently in Sam Altman's colon.
If you ever needed proof that AI is just an excuse to buy up all the components in the world and force everyone to use “cloud” services for everything so we can rent the privilege of being monitored, censored, and rejected from society forever instead of having independent capabilities, YOU’VE FUCKING GOT IT
It's ridiculous how much power people have just because Peter Thiel used to fuck them.
I dunno, Peter Thiel is currently fucking all of us, and I'm not feeling particularly powerful
The tech billionaire argued that “from a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time.” While OpenAI is allowed to buy up 40% of the global DRAM output, Altman believes the 32GB of RAM sitting in your computer is tantamount to public greed.
“You want maximum utilisation in the cloud if you’re trying to deal with this very constrained environment,” the AI billionaire continued. “And somehow everyone’s, many people’s intuition is the opposite of that.”
This has to be satire. It’s like supervillain level of writing.
I think it’s terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of pitchforks instead of shoving them all in Sam Altman.
Oh my God fuck this guy so much
I don't think a condom will properly protect you, I would definitely advise against
why do we keep getting subjected to entire articles every time this overvalued snake oil salesman opens his mouth?
The fucking balls on this jerkoff! Does he seriously believe the shit he spews or is he just a greedy asshole?
Dude is pretty high on my biting list.
I honestly wouldn't, might be poisonous or something.
Lol. It's from a song.
https://youtu.be/ydoSpHB7KiE tracking link removed
This was always the plan.
They don't care about stock drops right NOW, because it's going to be a captive market soon enough. You'll either use cloud-based AI or have no computing whatsoever.
Hoard now, people. The end is coming.
I hate his face. Why so I hate his face so much?
May Altman's fingernails turn sharp as razor blades and his shriveled sister-raping scrotum develop an incurable itch.
Wow. Creative. Stealing that
The careful crafting of gruesome maledictions is a grossly underappreciated art during a time when they've never been more justified or pertinent.
I suggest coming up with some creative ones of your own too. Sure, it doesn't actually solve any of our problems, but at least it's cathartic.
May the insides of his eyelids be covered in sandpaper.
May his hair grow inwards, and his haemorrhoids grow as large as apples.
May he fall face first into a gympie-gympie bush and choke on one of its branches.
May his digestive system reverse direction and develop acid reflux and Crohn's disease at the same time.
May every single orifice in his body become infested with particularly large parasitic wasps.
And the worst one: may he develop empathy and common sense and realise what a plague he is on humanity.
I got 64gb in my laptop right now Sammy. COME AND GET IT! (From my cold dead hands.)
Does this guy ever walk around in the street? Don't people recognize him? Why isn't anyone beating the life out of him?
Or is he so removed from people that he forgot what people are like?
It's exactly that He's secluded in mansions and gated communities, relying on his staff to wait on his every whim I'm speculating, of course but we see so many taking advantage of their wealth to live this removed from the lives people like us have to endure
It's crazy that everybody has free air when corporations could charge by the canister.
It's terrible to have everybody have a bunch of lead, instead it should be concentrated in Sam Altman's bloodstream
It’s terrible they couldn’t find a goofier looking twat to steal everyone’s lifetime of work and sell it back to middle management at a huge loss while destroying the planet.
well fuck you and what you say or think Sam. Damn his face is so punchable
This guy molested his sister. Why should we care what he thinks?
I can't wait for the documentary about Sam Altman and this scam after they throw him in prison
What are all these people doing with their own kitchen appliances, utensiles, and their own food to cook their own food? Such inefficiencies. We just need them to. Line up and get these cattle.. I mean wonderful humans, their feed, I mean their meal.
I am so smart"
I was going to make a creative comment about Sam Altmann but after reading everyone else's comments I dont think there's anything left to say.
I'm just going to leave this here, for no particular reason at all ☺️
The transformation of scattered private property, arising from individual labour, into capitalist private property is, naturally, a process, incomparably more protracted, violent, and difficult, than the transformation of capitalistic private property, already practically resting on socialised production, into socialised property. In the former case, we had the expropriation of the mass of the people by a few usurpers; in the latter, we have the expropriation of a few usurpers by the mass of the people.
It's terrible for Sam Altman to breathe the air that data centers can use.
He's like almost understands collectivism. It's crazy how capitalism just rots people's brains.
Fuck him. Fuck him twice. Fuck him twice with a barb wire wrapped baseball bat. Really, the guillotines are very late now.
wtf I thought it was the commis who are gonna take muh private property, not the techno feudal bros
Local inference has been great for me, and I don't even have a very powerful system. These are just the lies that he needs to tell to create a monopoly and force us all to pay his company.
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