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[–] 184 points 1 week ago

It’s terrible for him to be breathing the world’s limited supply of oxygen

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  • [–] 96 points 1 week ago (11 children)

    If I'm ever in swinging distance of Altman, I'm gonna do it.

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  • [–] 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    How could you? You were clearly on a fishing trip with me that day. Couldn't possibly committed ______ (please fill in the charge here). We had too many beers to remember what exactly we did that day.

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  • [–] 79 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    It's terrible there's so many cacti in the world that aren't currently in Sam Altman's colon.

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  • [–] 75 points 1 week ago

    If you ever needed proof that AI is just an excuse to buy up all the components in the world and force everyone to use “cloud” services for everything so we can rent the privilege of being monitored, censored, and rejected from society forever instead of having independent capabilities, YOU’VE FUCKING GOT IT

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  • [–] 68 points 1 week ago

    Fuck you, Sam.

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  • [–] 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    It's ridiculous how much power people have just because Peter Thiel used to fuck them.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I dunno, Peter Thiel is currently fucking all of us, and I'm not feeling particularly powerful

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  • [–] 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    The tech billionaire argued that “from a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time.” While OpenAI is allowed to buy up 40% of the global DRAM output, Altman believes the 32GB of RAM sitting in your computer is tantamount to public greed.

    “You want maximum utilisation in the cloud if you’re trying to deal with this very constrained environment,” the AI billionaire continued. “And somehow everyone’s, many people’s intuition is the opposite of that.”

    This has to be satire. It’s like supervillain level of writing.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago*

    Also, I am pretty sure that all that RAM in graphics cards in storage and unpowered data centres is having a usage rate of 0%, which is, ... looking at notes .... less than 5%.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 week ago

    I think it’s terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of pitchforks instead of shoving them all in Sam Altman.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Oh my God fuck this guy so much

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I don't think a condom will properly protect you, I would definitely advise against

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  • [–] 30 points 1 week ago

    It's terrible to have someone like Sam Altman alive.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 week ago

    why do we keep getting subjected to entire articles every time this overvalued snake oil salesman opens his mouth?

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  • [–] 23 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    The fucking balls on this jerkoff! Does he seriously believe the shit he spews or is he just a greedy asshole?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Dude is pretty high on my biting list.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I honestly wouldn't, might be poisonous or something.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    This was always the plan.

    They don't care about stock drops right NOW, because it's going to be a captive market soon enough. You'll either use cloud-based AI or have no computing whatsoever.

    Hoard now, people. The end is coming.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I hate his face. Why so I hate his face so much?

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  • [–] 28 points 1 week ago (9 children)

    May Altman's fingernails turn sharp as razor blades and his shriveled sister-raping scrotum develop an incurable itch.

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    The careful crafting of gruesome maledictions is a grossly underappreciated art during a time when they've never been more justified or pertinent.

    I suggest coming up with some creative ones of your own too. Sure, it doesn't actually solve any of our problems, but at least it's cathartic.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    May the insides of his eyelids be covered in sandpaper.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 child)

    May his hair grow inwards, and his haemorrhoids grow as large as apples.

    May he fall face first into a gympie-gympie bush and choke on one of its branches.

    May his digestive system reverse direction and develop acid reflux and Crohn's disease at the same time.

    May every single orifice in his body become infested with particularly large parasitic wasps.

    And the worst one: may he develop empathy and common sense and realise what a plague he is on humanity.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago

    I got 64gb in my laptop right now Sammy. COME AND GET IT! (From my cold dead hands.)

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Does this guy ever walk around in the street? Don't people recognize him? Why isn't anyone beating the life out of him?

    Or is he so removed from people that he forgot what people are like?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    It's exactly that He's secluded in mansions and gated communities, relying on his staff to wait on his every whim I'm speculating, of course but we see so many taking advantage of their wealth to live this removed from the lives people like us have to endure

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  • It's crazy that everybody has free air when corporations could charge by the canister.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago

    this dude is a fucking freak

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    It's terrible to have everybody have a bunch of lead, instead it should be concentrated in Sam Altman's bloodstream

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    It’s terrible they couldn’t find a goofier looking twat to steal everyone’s lifetime of work and sell it back to middle management at a huge loss while destroying the planet.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    well fuck you and what you say or think Sam. Damn his face is so punchable

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    This guy molested his sister. Why should we care what he thinks?

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  • I can't wait for the documentary about Sam Altman and this scam after they throw him in prison

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago

    What are all these people doing with their own kitchen appliances, utensiles, and their own food to cook their own food? Such inefficiencies. We just need them to. Line up and get these cattle.. I mean wonderful humans, their feed, I mean their meal.

    I am so smart"

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    I was going to make a creative comment about Sam Altmann but after reading everyone else's comments I dont think there's anything left to say.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    I'm just going to leave this here, for no particular reason at all ☺️

    The transformation of scattered private property, arising from individual labour, into capitalist private property is, naturally, a process, incomparably more protracted, violent, and difficult, than the transformation of capitalistic private property, already practically resting on socialised production, into socialised property. In the former case, we had the expropriation of the mass of the people by a few usurpers; in the latter, we have the expropriation of a few usurpers by the mass of the people.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    Come on you guys, it's like you don't want me to be conqueror of Earth

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    It's terrible for Sam Altman to breathe the air that data centers can use.

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  • He's like almost understands collectivism. It's crazy how capitalism just rots people's brains.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Fuck him. Fuck him twice. Fuck him twice with a barb wire wrapped baseball bat. Really, the guillotines are very late now.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Sam Altman it is terrible for you to still be alive.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    wtf I thought it was the commis who are gonna take muh private property, not the techno feudal bros

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago

    I do not like those sticks of RAM. I do not like them, Sam I am.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 week ago

    Local inference has been great for me, and I don't even have a very powerful system. These are just the lies that he needs to tell to create a monopoly and force us all to pay his company.

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