being under surveillance by the feds used to mean something u had to be somebody

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[–] 65 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

we used to be "innocent until proven guilty" but there's no money in that

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    People born in the 00s should receive refunds everytime they have to hear that made up bullshit lmao, our core pillars of society have become our panopticons.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (2 children)

    nah widen that range, give everyone a refund unconditionally.
    I mean we did jump straight from "innocent until proven guilty" to just "guilty"

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    It can’t just be unconditional because that means nonhumans like John Roberts & George Bush get to benefit from the very problems they created lol.

    I’ll concede however and say that everyone can get a refund… unless one of the following applies:

    1. If they are a billionaire or are directly benefiting from being friends and/or related to one way or another
    2. If they are one of the bad actors who caused this shit to fully unravel in every bad way it possibly could have
    3. If they knowingly voted for the panopticon to eat them alive…. so basically all current and former Republican voters

    Was gonna filter more people out but that should make it at least somewhat more affordable, lol.

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  • [–] 54 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

    I couldn't even make it into the tesseract blocklist 😭

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  • [–] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

    IS MY TENTACLE PORN NOT GOOD ENOUGH??? (Sorry just has been my primary hobby last 2 weekends)

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  • [–] 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Honestly, we just got tired of keeping lists. One big list seemed like less work

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  • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Yeah now it means that the person watching you probably fucks animals.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    You are somebody OP. 🤗

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Hasn't been that way for like 20 years

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  • [–] 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

    25 years, The Patriot Act was in October 2001. The 26. even, so the decline of US democracy has its 25th anniversary today! 🎉

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Roy Cohn murdered Ethel Rosenburg

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    He also basically birthed Trump as we know him today so I’d say he’s on the hook for all the USAID-related murders too.

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