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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

that's saul goodman right

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

    I was on my usual bike ride a couple of years ago. On a particularly wide road, a car passed me and went way over into the other lane to do so, even though he could have kept the required 4' distance from me without crossing the double yellow line. Because he went so far into the opposite lane, a van coming the opposite way had to slow down a little bit - not even stop, just slow down. As this van passed me, the driver literally stuck his upper body out the window and yelled "you're gonna get somebody killed!" ... at me, not at the driver of the car that passed me.

    I just couldn't believe the insanity of this dude. Like, I didn't make the fucking car pass me like that, and at most it made him get to the red light two seconds later than he otherwise would have.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    This reminds me "nice" cars that do stupid shit because they see a biker. I just want cars to be predictable. I don't want them to be nice.

    I can't stand the "oh I'll stop for you when I'm not supposed to at this 2 way stop" cars.

    Like, dude. This doesn't help me. I have to wait and make sure the the car coming up behind you also stops and doesn't just pass you because you're being stupid.

    And then now there is a car coming the other way and they aren't stopping (because they don't actually have a stop sign).

    Can you just drive safe and predictable? I literally WANT to wait here until there are NO cars. Not 3-4 cars I now have to hope stop and don't kill me.

    When people do this I literally just get off my bike now to make it obvious I don't want their "help". I've had too many times where people doing this have put me in danger. I have eyes. I want to wait until it's clear.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I understand and empathize with your frustration, as a commuter long boarder i have similar sentiments about how politeness can inconvenience me because of the precautions i have to take to stay safe. I would, however, like to point out that you are complaining about people putting in an earnest effort to exercise empathy for you; those who don't bike or otherwise do not have the experience to know that predictability is key, but they are otherwise attempting to care for your well being

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Absolutely. Which is why it's so hard to get upset at them. I appreciate the gesture. But unfortunately we live in a world of cars. A nice gesture can quickly end with someone getting hurt.

    Like, there is no world in which these nice polite gestures between bikes or pedestrians would ever have such high stakes. But sadly cars make it impossible.

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  • The thing is that predictability is always key when you're driving no mater the situation. These are the same people who dont take their fucking right of way and wind up slowing down everyone. These are the same people who will stop inside a roundabout to let someone in and wind up causing a traffic jam.

    Being "nice" behind the wheel is just being an asshole because you want to pat yourself on the back. Don't be "nice" while driving, be predictable.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I had someone do that same thing one time when I was riding home from work (most rides I do are fitness/recreational, but I did occasionally commute via bicycle). In that case, it was right into the path of a cop going the other way, who had to brake hard to avoid a crash. Nothing came of it, but I had to laugh at the absurdity of it.

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  • [–] 91 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    "I can beat them all to the next red light."

    Oh man.

    I remember when I think it was Houston started using timed lights, the idiots said that a light timed for 30 MPH was also timed for 60 and 90 MPH. It's hard to comprehend such stupidity and bad math.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Houston is the only place where I've ever been passed on the right ... while I was in the right lane.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Were they just driving on peoples lawns or something?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    This was on the interstate, they were driving on the shoulder. I was going with traffic at about 95 mph and they (like ten cars in a row) passed me on the shoulder going easily 15-20 mph faster than me. Extra crazy because the shoulders in Houston are loaded with all kinds of shit and debris.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I want to believe that Houston allows shoulder driving during certain hours. I believe you. But I don't actually want to believe that many people did that.

    On a part of 405 in Seattle we have a "shoulder" that opens for traffic during rush hour simply for the fact that people would use it anyway to get to the exit ahead. So they just made it allowed.

    I want believe that's what happened. But probably not.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I think in my case it was people jumping onto the shoulder to get to the exit up ahead. But "up ahead" was like two miles here.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    That's what it sounded like. A similar situation to what happens on the 405 here.

    But absolutely insane people do it when traffic is actually moving. I understand the "my exit is 300 ft away and we're all stuck". Understand it, but would still not be that guy.

    Absolutely mind boggling people do this when traffic is moving.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    That happened to me in SF/Mountain View. I was down there for an interview. I'd never visited the region before. It's like Mad Max on the freeways.

    At a red light a woman decided she wasn't going to wait four cars back. Instead she just pulled over the curb, drove over lawns and headed down the road. No honking, just plowing across property to skip a light. We caught up to her at the next red light.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago

    Comic misses a parked car

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago

    Nᴏ Wᴀʀ Bᴜᴛ Cʟᴀss Wᴀʀ

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  • [–] 54 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    whilst I agree with the message, no busses are that narrow

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  • [–] 52 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    There's some artistic liberties taken but neither are the bike lanes or passenger cars that narrow.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Well, if we use the car to scale - the bike should be 1 seat wide, the bus stop should be 2 seats wide, and the bus itself should be 5 seats wide

    Someone with photoshop skills needs to fix this

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's fine, even in it's current form it still manages to drive in the point

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    somewhat disingenuously though - my initial take away was that a car took up as much space as a bus and bike combined, and it was only later that I realised it was talking about more efficient or cleaner ways to transport people

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  • [+] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah, that matches my experience on public transport alright.

    Crammed in so tight you can't even bend a knee, and god help you if you're travelling with luggage or groceries...

    That's not really a car issue, that's a "no-one invests in public transport" issue.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    public transit is only that crowded one trip in a hundred in my city. This comic feels anti-bus as much as it feels anti-car.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I believe the author is making a statement about the hypocrisy of the carbrained. The choice to depict busses as crowded is to emphasize that point - but I agree, it's not painting buses in a flattering way

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (26 children)

    The only thing cars are better at than public transit and/or riding a bike (or similar), is traveling long distances. I'm not talking about your commute to the office; I'm taking about driving a percentage of the way across the country.

    In that context and that context only, vehicles move more quickly, more consistently, and without needing as many breaks. With the obvious caveat of: traffic.

    Other than that, for any notable Metro area, public transit should be the default, not your backup plan when your vehicle won't start.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Airplanes, long distance busses, or trains?

    Cars a good for long distance travel to the middle of nowhere. Which I personally rarely do, if I need to, I carpool or rent a car.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I live in the middle of nowhere, I am basically obligated to own a car.

    Circumstances have always demanded that I have one. Whether work demands, or simply being able to travel away from my house at all.

    If I lived and worked in a city, at a job that didn't demand a vehicle, I wouldn't have one.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    what if your local community and the trek into town was bikeable and/or had a bus route to a robust rail network

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    I would be utterly amazed that they decided to send a whole assed bus through my <10k population town, when even the taxis and Uber drivers won't bother, and our police presence is one officer in a vehicle that drives through town twice a day.

    Which isn't to mention that pretty much every home here has 3+ cars in the driveway.... Aka, zero demand (or close enough to not make it viable even stopping in the town). The nearest "city" with more than 10k population is at least a 15 minute drive down country roads with little if any shoulder; so overhauling the routes to make them bike friendly for the handful of people that actually own a bike who live out here, and not only can ride that far, but are able to go that distance in a reasonable timeframe.....

    To be blunt, I'd wonder what the local government is smoking, because there's so few people who would either want, or benefit from, such an infrastructure project that would likely go into the tens of millions in costs, if not more.

    I get what you're saying, but my town could triple in population and I still don't think transit would make sense economically.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah that sounds about right.

    Countries with super good train infrastructure can get around that pretty well but countries without that would rely on cars.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The standard for passenger rail over long distances is 200kmh, which is about 124mph. Can your Toyota pickup do that?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    No. I also don't own a Toyota, or a pickup. But I need to go to my city in "middle of nowhere". Your high speed train, local transit buses, and even taxis, don't go where I live.

    There's lots of cases where vehicle ownership is not a requirement. There's also plenty of examples where if you don't have a vehicle, you're just not going anywhere.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    The public transit vehicles that go short distance are optimized for short distances. The ones that go long distance are designed differently. This is feasible, because there is no need for a single vehicle to work both short range and long range routes.

    Take busses for example:

    • The plastic seats in urban busses are less comfortable than the cushioned ones in long range busses - but this design makes them easier to get into and out of, which you will be doing a lot more when the rides are short.
    • Urban busses have less seats and more area for standing and walking. This area allows you to get off the bus more quickly (because there is more room to walk) - compared to long distance busses where once the bus stops at the station everyone who want to get off need to form a line (there is not enough room to not form a line). Short distance busses need this to shorten the time the bus stops at each station - a properly that's less needed for long distance routes, making long distance busses opt for more seats so people will not have to stand.
    • This standing area also means you can stand up and move toward the doors when the bus approaches your station - which streamlines the process. Long range busses are less comfortable to stand at, so you are expected to seat until the bus stops.
    • Long range busses have storage compartments, so that your luggage won't bother the other passengers. Short range busses don't have it, because it'll make the stops take more time, so all that standing area is also useful because people will have their luggage with them (and it'll also be smaller luggage because most passengers aren't going on long trips)
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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (9 children)

    Cars are actually sub-par for long distance travel. They have to stop to refuel every few hundred miles, require horrifyingly expensive highway infrastructure to travel at speed, have to manually negotiate all intersections / exchanges, and their individualized form factor multiplies the maintenance upkeep required for that sort of mileage. Trains and planes both kick their ass at distance travel in different ways.

    What cars are actually superior at is medium to short distance adhoc hauling trips at medium speeds on the edges of a transportation system. Rural work and visits, last mile drop-offs, back country mobility.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What cars are actually superior at is medium to short distance adhoc hauling trips at medium speeds on the edges of a transportation system

    Motorcycles/scooters. You can get way more out of limited road infrastructure and are much more flexible when it comes to obstacles such as traffic.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Ah, but in a world where the optimal vehicle is utilized for each trip, there isn't much traffic :P Also they can't haul much. Honestly I do feel like I want to embrace motos but in a system where the best vehicle for a given trip is always available I suspect they would be largely displaced by bicycles and ebikes.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    they can’t haul much

    Idk, I've seen a family of 5 with a dog, construction workers hauling 30 foot rebar, and dudes with like 200 lbs of plywood, in like an aframe around the bike. A hero of a construction worker with a 20 year old Ship of Thesisus'd Honda Winner probably hauls more stuff per year than your average GMC Canyon.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Interesting take.

    Especially considering internal combustion engines are most efficient at high gear, moving at a steady pace on a freeway.

    I gave my opinion, you gave yours. It would seem that my opinion and your opinion are both different and to some extent, incompatible.

    It's interesting, isn't it? In any case, I respect your opinion, even if I don't share it, and I hope you have an excellent day.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    So we're not going to do any examination of data to figure out which modelopinion matches reality?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I don't have the funding to do such an examination.

    Can we get a grant for this?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The only reason that's true in the US at least, is because our long distance public transport infrastructure is horrific. Trains here are slow, dirty, expensive, and limited in their routes.

    If we had a dense network of cross-country high speed trains, cars would be far less necessary. It's a vicious cycle. More cars requires more car-centric infrastructure, which creates incentive to continue using cars, which feeds the need for expanding the car-infra, etc.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    The fun part is that the freeway system isn't built for cars. It's built to a standard that will survive entire armies, tanks, and other equipment being shipped across country, and they can act as impromptu runways for aircraft.

    The American road network was built the way it is for national defense in case anyone were foolish enough to try to invade, so the military can quickly and effectively relocate their assets to where they are needed.

    Sure, most of that stuff could go offroading to wherever they needed to go, but it would not be a quick trip.

    Cars just use the highways and justify their existence until something else needs the roads as something other than a road.... Automakers have taken advantage of the fact that most of America is isolated in small pockets and Metro areas, while the vast majority of the country is borderline desolate. There's hundreds of miles of grassland, desert, forests, farmland, etc between some places. No transit goes there, because nobody lives there and nobody goes there, so if you need to go through that place, GFL without a vehicle.

    The story isn't any different in my country.

    It's all just a charade to make it seem like the government is doing everyone a favor in building highways and freeways, meanwhile the military is pulling the strings for where these roads should be built.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    A friend was recently complaining that cyclists were (also) complaining when he was walking on bike paths, but the city itself asks pedestrians to walk on bike paths because there's often no sidewalk. There's space for 4 lanes of cars plus parking on both sides, but not a sidewalk and a bike path, it's one or the other.

    In don't remember the guy's name right now but there was an infamous cycling advocate a few decades ago that was against bike paths because it put cyclists into a specific space instead of making everyone share the streets that were already existing. I kind of wish his way of thinking won. Instead of pushing cyclists, pedestrians, people with strollers, people on scooters and all of the "not a car" forms of transport into the margins of a street, we should give the street to everyone, and force people with cars to share and care for everyone.

    I know it's fantasy and unfortunately cars will always be given most of the space, even when road dieting, but it would have been nice.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What city is this? No sidewalk???

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  • [+] -12 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    curious how many cities even have enough people to fill one bus from one location to another

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    dam, so is Fairbanks not a city

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Which buses are capable of taking 30k people onboard?

    Surely even with a fairly low population like that, it'd be hard to find such a large vehicle that you could say that there isn't enough people in the city to fill it. Perhaps I'm mistaken. Perhaps American buses seat thousands and thousands of people?

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