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[–] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Five guys as four guys with six lights.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 weeks ago

    HOW MANY GUYS ARE THERE?!?!

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (2 children)
    5 - FIVE GUYS
    4 - _IV_ GUYS
    3 - ___E GUYS
    2 - unknown
    1 - _I__ GUY_
    
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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    THERE ARE 6 LIGHTS!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    4? Where else have I heard that number lately

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago*

    And I thought the name "five guys" couldn't get any more homoerotic

    "I've guys" definitely sounds like an invitation

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    My bed to where?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    oh that's just plain mean

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    "Look, all I'm asking for is a hydration boost, slow dripped into my left arm."

    "Sir, this is a Five Guys."

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    Three musketeers ass building

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago*

    "By the end, all I could actually see was a Burger King."
    *spiteful grin*

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