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[–] 44 points 2 weeks ago* (5 children)

I was using my brain as a media player and forgot I put headphones on to listen to media not hosted locally on my brain.

In my defense, it was a really catchy song.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

    Love that song! I haven't put that on my playlist in forever, mostly its just been improvisational stuff that's all over the place genre wise. The last one was like if Deltron and Parov Stelar did a collaboration and then Apashe walks in and they call Beardyman to help. Then it gets kind of Amon Tobiny...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Waitwhat? I must hear this! 😱🔥

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  • [–] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Sometimes I do that on purpose for the noise canceling.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Me: working in silence

    Headphones: "Your battery is low"

    Me: heart attack

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago*

    I was walking around with some open-ear bone-conducting headphones on the other night before bed trying to corral my daughter. They were connected to my phone but with no audio playing. I had forgotten I had them on.

    And also didn't realize that the volume was all the way up.

    Then, as I was walking into my daughter's dark bedroom, silent but for the calming white noise of a fan, I got a work email to my outlook app and it felt like the notification sound was coming from every direction, emanating from the very walls directly into my soul. I stopped and said out loud "What the actual fuck was that?!" before I remembered the headphones were on. A nice corporate jump scare to start the evening right.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Or when you’re in the pocket doing a task and you have to pee and you know you can’t take a piss rn because afterwards you won’t get back in the pocket

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    My brain will ignore it, until it screams PISS NOW. might as well start on those emails. I ain't getting shit done in the next hr anyway

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  • [–] 13 points 2 weeks ago

    Look the thing I was listenting to stopped 5 mintues ago and I just haven't had a chance to start something new.

    Oh, it ended 30 minutes ago. I'll get to that right after this email...

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago

    God I love reading these just to confirm I'm not the only one. Lol

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    You know that feeling where you want to take your headphones off but you forgot you already took them off a while ago so you just grab into thin air?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Not at all the same thing, but you've reminded me of one annoyance. heh.

    I have dialysis three times per week that involves being in a chair, laid back for 4.5 hours. For some, they watch the provided television, but I can't stand it. I have over-the-ear headphones and I play a particular playlist every time and try to nap, and even if I can't get to sleep, I have my eyemask on, so it's a dark place with nice music to hang out.

    Multiple times now I've been in a dream after having successfully gotten to sleep, and someone will talk to me in my dream, but I can't hear them because I have music playing in my headphones. (When I dream at night, no headphones, I never hear any audio in my dreams, so the lack of them talking is not unusual, except the musci playing I can hear). So in the dream, I realize I have headphones on, and I tell them - sorry, jsut a sec, lemme take these headphones off so I can hear you. And I take the headphones off, and te music is still going. So I take my headphones off again...... but the music is still playing. And I will take my headphones off a half dozen times, getting more and more frustrated that I can't make te music stop so I can hear them.

    It's quite annoying, but somewhat hilarious (in an eye-rolling way) when I do wake up and remember it happening. lol

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

    And yet another trait I share.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    Stop leaking state secrets

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    Literally me ten minutes ago…

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Thanks for the reminder.

    It is also tradition to change tasks only to realize the new task is outside the Bluetooth range of one’s phone, which was left in some inscrutable location.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    What about deciding to listen to something and then realizing you're already listening to something? I do this at least once a day.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    .... You caught me in the act, damn.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Been rocking the aux headphone input in my care lately. This morning I was thirty minutes down the road before I realized I never hit play.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    I do this with tea. Poor cold cup.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    I'm feeling attacked by the meme, then I read the comments and am contacting the FBI for witness protection.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Hold on, it's not just me?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Sitting here thinking "that's kinda weird", only to notice that I'm doing that right now...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    I'm in this post and I don't like it.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    Oh, it's the opposite for me. It's sensory overload having something stuck in my ear without having something else to overpower it.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    That's why I believe in over-ear supremacy. Say no to plastic in your ears, yes to velvet around them.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    That would be even worse. It's getting my ears hot.

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