Hahahahahaha, Im assuming this is real. WTF does “preborn” even mean here lmao 🤣

"Make heaven crowded" seems like a vague threat. Like we're going to murder all of you.

"Make heaven crowded" sounds like a threat of a mass shooting

Dear conservatives,

You claim that you want Heaven to be crowded, yet you oppose abortions.

Curious...

Ooohhh ooohhh oohh re: the heaven comment, is this the episode where they all drink the “special” kool aide/flavor aide to get to heaven ??? See the jonestown cult wiki for how that worked out lol.

If I saw this group I would call the cops about an on going abduction of kids. All they are missing is the panel van.

I just got another fucking one!

They’re doing a second date with different assholes aparently.

I would rather listen to a bucket of rocks in a woodchipper than anything planned by ToiletPaperUSA.

I wonder what the "cool" pastor is all about. Is the grift/"religious" verbal diarrhoea Gen-Z oriented? 😅

Pastor Russell Johnson looks a lot like Kelvin Gemstone

One Grift After Another

"Anyone else wonder how they’re planning to make heaven crowded?"

Maybe by bombing girl schools?

Money is on #3 being the first one that gets busted for diddling.

Shit, this is tomorrow. I have no way to request the time off to go heckle her.

Ooooh, will there be Flavor Aid?

Is this real? I can't tell anymore.

Russel Johnson needs to make up his mind on what outer wear he wants. Dude’s layering like that one scene from Friends where Chandler wears all of Joey’s clothes

One of those "Of course it's New Hampshire" things.

Pastor Johnson is clearly too edgy for this group. Between the emo scowl and that jacket he's definitely the one crowding heaven

I recall reading that Stephen Crowder was suing CNN over "Change my Mind" name/format.

https://deadline.com/2026/10/steven-crowder-cnn-lawsuit-james-talarico-town-hall-1237167648/

And this "Make Heavens Crowded" not only looks like a nod to him, but in some reading looks like an announcement that he'd be transported to heaven from here. You know, heavens, get Crowder-ed. Kirking him off, if you will.

There is really no connection and it's weird I saw these two things so close to each other.

Let's hope it's not going to be a sarine gas attack 😬

How Caroline is going to heaven after spouting All this hateful shit at the white house is also a mystery.

Reminds me of a John Prine lyric..."Your flag decal won't get you in to Heaven anymore. They're already overcrowded from your dirty little war...".

Ricegum is a pastor now?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman might know the answer