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PreBorn!
MAKE HEAVEN CROWDED
TOUR 2026

CONFIRMED SPEAKERS
PASTOR LUCAS MILES

KAROLINE LEAVITT

PASTOR RUSSELL JOHNSON

PASTOR KENNETH BOSSE

OCT. 21ST | 6:30 PM | DOUBLETREE MANCHESTER DOWNTOWN HOSTED BY NEW LIFE CHURCH | 700 ELM ST., MANCHESTER, NH 03101 | MAKEHEAVENCROWDEDTOUR.COM

Anyone else wonder how they’re planning to make heaven crowded?

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[–] 30 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

Hahahahahaha, Im assuming this is real. WTF does “preborn” even mean here lmao 🤣

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    It came as a fucking text message because my phone number is still in the ass backwards state I grew up in.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Holy shit, really? Ive seen political texts with pictures advertising for monetary donations, but an invite to join a trip to heaven with a bunch of nutjobs is on another level…damn.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child)

    Yeah same here. I get shitloads of primary season and election calls and texts. Like 100s a week.

    Then the occasional scam like ezpass toll bills and stuff, but this one is fucking nuts.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    The pre-born is a phenomenon known to the Bene Gesserit, but deeply feared. When a pregnant woman consumes the concentrated spice known as the Water of Life, the child gestating in her womb gains the gift of not only cognition, but an awareness of all memories of all ancestors passed down through the genetic heritage of the child. This child is known as pre-born due to the fact that they have begun to live a life—indeed many lives—before birth.

    I’m assuming that this flier is from a group of serious Dune fans. It’s the only logical conclusion.

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