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[–] 40 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

Authorities say Fairbarn, who faces two counts of animal cruelty, was drunk at the time of the theft. Now on trial, he told a Nevada court on Friday that he took the bird as a “silly pranky joke” after drinking between 30 and 40 beers.

He denied malicious intent to hurt or kill the flamingo.

Peachy suffered seven to eight missing feathers, broken shafts and blood loss consistent with trauma and needed antibiotics, anti-inflammatories and weeks of pain medicine to recover, the bird’s veterinarian said.

Prosecutors opened the trial last week with surveillance footage, photos and Snapchats showing Fairbarn smiling, laughing and grabbing Peachy by the neck along with his two friends.

The veterinarian said grabbing Peachy by the neck was inappropriate — and could have potentially been fatal.

During his testimony Friday, Fairbarn testified that he grew up on farms, owns dogs and a parrot named Sonny. He said he once rescued an abandoned llama and six ducks.

Then he should know better! Hope Peachy is doing fine now.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    He was drunk... Why is an establishment serving 30 beers to a person?

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  • [–] 75 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Oh lmao like a real live Flamingo.

    I thought it was talking about a lawn ornament.

    "No no no, listen, the ducks at the park are all free. Really."

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    All units, Code Pink... repeat, Code Pink!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    Stealing a bird! I thought this was South America!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    What happens in Vegas…

    Hey what’s with this false marketing. I feel misled

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago

    It's like the soap in the bathrooms, they assume you're just going to take it and have back up flamingos waiting.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (20 children)

    30 beers? Thats crazy

    Honesty I would be curious as how a drunk guy got the flamingo. He definitely should be brought to justice but the casino also shouldn't be creating a situation where this is possible to begin with.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    wife currently drinks abt 16 glasses of 8% wine a day, before 1pm. every day. also she’s an alcoholic. so there’s that. sigh. i’m tired.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    also she’s an alcoholic.

    Really? What makes you say that?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago* (3 children)

    is your reply sarcasm? but also diagnosis.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child)

    The Flamingo casino in Vegas has a bunch of actual flamingos in one of the courtyards outside where you can eat. It wouldn't be hard to get one, even if you're drunk, because they're already pretty used to people.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    "...says he drank between 30 and 40 beers on the night..."

    I'm an alcoholic and can't drink 30 Keystones in 24-hours. About half that is my limit. I don't mean cutting myself off, that's all I can drink before I'm bored or tired.

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  • [+] -6 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

    30 beers is bullshit. He would have died of alcohol poisoning.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    They said he gambled "all day", so if he started drinking around noon and entered the flamingo enclosure at 5am, I'd say 30-40 beers is possible. You would certainly be absolutely shitfaced though, even with tolerance.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child)

    Most American beers tend to be weak, usually under 6% ABV (especially macrobrews, which rarely go above that and usually hover around 4%).

    Drinking a 30 pack of a macro is easily doable if you don't eat anything all day, especially if you're not pairing it with liquor. An experienced drinker could literally drink American macrobrews all day long and maintain a steady buzz without getting drunk. For me, personally, I can't get drunk off of beer alone unless it's above 8-10% ABV. I do 2-4 shots and chase them with 2-3 beers tops. Liquor is just so much stronger here than beer that I don't need more than that.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    4% is the lower end even for macrobrews. Budlight is the lighetest mass produced brew and that's ~4.2%, but the standard set you'll find at most generic bars (corona / budweiser / blue moon / lagunitas) at 4.5% / 5% / 5.4% / 6.2% and there are some common brands in the 8%+ range. It's a weird narrative that American beers are all light, it's like people think we ONLY drink bud light when in reality the majority of beer drank by Americans are non-light.

    Once you get into the 10%+ range you're not really drinking a "chill and watch the game" type drink anyways. And as you conclude, there are more efficient ways to get there than drinking a 14% lagar.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    A person can only drink about 3L of liquid per day.

    So unless each beer was 100ml -> less than a standard beer can, this bullshit on the physics alone. And everyone here claiming "30 is totally doable, and then some" while ignoring the sheer volume is making themselves look like an idiot. And that's before you consider the effect of the beers from 6am being long gone by the time you're drinking your 12pm beer. Maybe if you're drinking teeny tiny beers..

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Am from New Zealand

    30 is totally doable, and then some

    Especially weak 'Murican beers

    It takes a hell of a lot to die from alcohol poisoning

    It's actually quite difficult to do, and impossible with beer because you'd have to consume such a huge volume of liquid that you would be vomiting it up before it could be absorbed into your blood stream

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

    Why does a casino have a flamingo... ? The fuck is wrong with the US?

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (3 children)

    I haven’t opened the article yet, but I’m gonna guess it’s the Flamingo casino.

    Edit: Bingpot:

    Police say Mitchell Fairbarn, a 34-year-old tourist from Ontario, Canada, was caught on surveillance footage in March hopping a fence to get inside the flamingo habitat at the Flamingo Hotel and Casino — and stealing a flamingo named Peachy

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago

    a 34-year-old tourist from Ontario, Canada

    Canadian Randy Marsh.

    This chud was convicted. If he had done this to a Canada goose he would have had Wayne to deal with and I suggest you let that marinate.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago*

    Umberto Ecco wrote a book about how Americans uniquely crave second best. Travels in Hyperreality. They make fake versions of international attractions locally instead of visiting the real thing because they might catch socialism.

    I.e. the Parisian fake Eiffel Tower, the Bellagio fake Italian foundations.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago

    Alright, I needed this laugh, thank you

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

    Mitchell Fairbarn says he drank between 30 and 40 beers on the night that he stole a flamingo from a Vegas resort

    That seems like it'd get you into potentially life-threatening territory.

    EDIT:

    https://www.calculator.net/bac-calculator.html?csex=m&bodyweight=155&bodyweightunit=pound&thour=2&tmin=0&ba=40&bsize=b330&babv=5&wa=&wsize=c150&wabv=12&la=&lsize=s50&labv=40&oa=&osize=250&osizeunit=ml&oabv=8&x=Calculate

    Says that 40 beers would be maybe a BAC of about 1.08%.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_alcohol_content

    This says that a BAC of 0.4% is "Potentially fatal, may result in a coma or respiratory failure".

    EDIT2: It doesn't say how long the period was that he drank them over, but going off the BAC calculator above, it wouldn't make that much difference, as it looks like the decline is linear, and there just couldn't have been enough hours to dramatically reduce it.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Yeah… you haven’t lived with an alcoholic have you?

    Alcohol tolerance can be very high and this dude is clearly not a lightweight.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    👆Bingo!

    At the very end of my drinking days I was up to a handle (1.75L) or a little more of whiskey every 2 days and was still “functional”.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I knew people when I used to work at a grocery store who would come in when we opened at 7 or 8, grab a 24-case of, say, Natty, and come back at 3 or 4 for another case, and some come back at 11 for ANOTHER.

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  • [+] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Hahahaha kidnapping animals is so funny /s

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Poor Peachy, he should be allowed to retire and given a nice home away from drunk Las Vegas tourists.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Not the flamingo!

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