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Man accused of stealing flamingo from Vegas casino on trial (www.the-independent.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by slaacaa@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 75 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh lmao like a real live Flamingo.

I thought it was talking about a lawn ornament.

"No no no, listen, the ducks at the park are all free. Really."

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

During his testimony Friday, Fairbarn testified that he grew up on farms, owns dogs and a parrot named Sonny. He said he once rescued an abandoned llama and six ducks.

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[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 10 points 3 weeks ago

Grew up in a barn hm

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[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Me too! I was like, how is he getting animal endangerment charges? Ohhhhh live! Oh dear.

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