when u buy that thing u wanted so bad and it finally arrives at your house and u realize that nothing's gonna fill the void in your soul

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[–] 57 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

90% of people stop buying just before they find the thing that fills the void

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  • [–] 89 points 3 weeks ago* (7 children)

    What if this is what i ordered?

    I bet you feel pretty silly right about now

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago

    LOL, I was going to reply "See Also: The Hedonic Treadmill" but then I looked at the Wikipedia article and The Hedonic Treadmill is literally the top item in the "See Also" section.

    Also TIL, so thanks for that link!

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Sounds like the extreme of GAS (gear acquisition syndrome), usually a musician's disease, but anyone can catch it if they aren't careful.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    I'm on the exact opposite side - I genuinely don't know what to gift myself for my upcoming birthday, first because I have practically no hobbies anymore, second because I have most of the things I need anyway, third because the things I need are either unavailable in stores or too expensive. Ended up getting myself a pressurized air gun to clean my gadgets, it's something I guess?

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Have you tried a bigger thing?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    No, no, it's "have you tried a more expensive thing"

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    I don't buy things because I want to buy things. I buy things because I want the things.

    If I could just produce them out of thin air I'd be absolutely fine with that. I do not understand people who are obsessed with the actual act of purchasing.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    Oh well, I guess I'll have to try accumulating power to fill my inner void.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    Yeah but if I keep doing it eventually I'll probably win it big. That's what my trustworthy local gambling addict told me

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    Basically the only things I buy, besides bare essentials, are books and tools. They aren't supposed to fill the void, they're supposed to help me learn things and make things. Actually, on second thought, learning things and making things fills the void pretty well.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    If the void is buying things, then you need to ask questions to yourself and seek assistance.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    Welcome to why billionaires are the way they are

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    My feet have genuinely never felt better after a twelve than in those thigh high compression stockings.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    I'll never forget taking delivery of a new HTC Vario back in 2007. I was super hyped from the moment I ordered it until approximately 10 minutes after I set it up, at which point I realised that I wanted a cool little computer / phone, but had no actual use for it. And ultimately that was a shitty device in all directions.

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