cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/72404018

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS ARTICLE? IRAN IS JUST ABOUT TO GET NUCLEAR BOMBS!!!! STOP IT! No! Close it NOW!!

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[–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

At least he's wearing clothes in public again.

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  • 31 comments in c/politics@lemmy.world view that post
    [–] 62 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
  • [–] 42 points 3 weeks ago

    It's always the guys you most expect

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  • [–] 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

    Surely not proven sex trafficker matt gaetz? Guilty of sex trafficking?!

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  • [–] 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

    The matt gaetz that paid underaged girls for sex, and raped them? That pedo matt gaetz?

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  • [–] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    “I look forward to taking the plaintiffs’ depositions because much of the conduct alleged against me is false,” he wrote.

    "Much of?" It must be fun being this shithead's lawyer.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    It must be fun being this shithead's lawyer.

    Devil's advocate: that phrase is entirely reasonable as a profession of innocence. Claiming "all of the conduct", even if you're totally innocent of the bad conduct being alleged, is opening yourself up to be contradicted unless literally every part of their story is categorically false and you know it.

    Like if it's alleged you went to Georgia, rented Liar, Liar on DVD, murdered 15 puppies, then watched Liar, Liar while eating Waffle House takeout, got drunk the next morning, and got into a collision, then you say "all of the conduct alleged against me is false", well sure you didn't kill the puppies, get drunk, and get in a DUI car crash – you're not a monster – but they definitely have the security tapes and the receipt showing you rented Liar, Liar at a Georgia Blockbuster, part of the conduct alleged against you.

    "Much of" is basic CYA. (Of course in Gaetz's non-innocent case, this is meant to put the goalposts on wheels for how much "much of" meant. But it'd still be reasonable for an innocent person.)

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago

    Now there’s a name I’ve not heard in many mooches

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Trump tried to make this pedophile attorney general lol. Sure seems like the fat pedo loves hanging out with other pedos.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    What's this, like 47 - 2 with R magot politicians found to be a predator? Not that they ever looked good, but this is a bad look for you guys.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Matt Gaetz claimed the democrats want to trans your kids

    In reality

    Matt Gaetz wants to date your kids

    Why do I get the feeling the "young women" who got trafficked were actually 15?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago*

    "I don't know if these are the girls from the lawsuit, but this picture of the 2 girls from the lawsuit in the Bahamas when I was there surely is just them seeking money from me and not at all proof that we were there together at that time of the crime."

    Wow is he fucking stupid.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago

    How many times is it now?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    I was so happy that I had forgotten about Matt Gaetz.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Oh my gosh... I am so shocked. Shocked beyond measure I tell you.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    Almost as if these people are scumbags or something... 🤔

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    [–] 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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    Does this mean he's RUNNING for Office Again? MAGA LOVES Sex Traffickers!

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago

    He'll walk. Republicans are above the law.

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  • Wait, again? ... Oh, nope, same thing that he resigned over, just in a different form.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    Just another Treasonous MAGA Pedophile.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    I am Jack's complete lack of surprise

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago

    Is this what he left office to get away from? Fucking moose head.

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  • I don't know how anyone can look at Matt Gaetz and come to the conclusion that he's not some sort of degenerate. They say not to judge a book by it's cover, but come on ... !

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Wait two more girls, or . . . Oh

    Well. Good.

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  • They’re finally doing it?

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