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[–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Person 1: I am not able to kill it. Person 2: did you try a shovel?!

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    "Nah thanks, but message me when she turns 18"

    Daps up and walks out of the used car dealership

    Actually classy for Jacksonville, FL.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    What is a "public conservation piece"?

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago
    [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    The random street conversation heard at the end of Natalie Merchant’s Carnival:

    “He was with us last night just before the murder.”

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Someone once told me that if you take the time to listen to other people's conversations, you'll find that most people are talking about stupid shit

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