I love this gif

Big feelings are okay

Is this based on a real episode?! It's amazing.

It's even better zoomed out where you can really appreciate the fent fold posture where she's holding herself at a 30 degree angle from upright.

I saw pictures, but I realize it is the first time I see her move. She straight up looks and move like the martians in Mars Attack.

am getting uncanny valley vibes.

Good god that is creepy.

That's legit unnerving and I don't like it.

I'm not gonna make fun of her looks either, cuz that really is just rolling around in the mud.

What I will make fun of, though, is literally everything else. She woke up and did that to her face with a makeup kit. She slapped clown-red on her lips, 2000s emo black on her eyes, contoured her face with a ruler, went to a barber and said "make my bangs as flat as I've drawn on my eyebrows," teased out the sides of her hair in a way that is shockingly unflattering for her face shape, reverse-molted the Seinfeld puffy shirts of red dresses, and draped chains like an off-brand Zsa Zsa Gabor.

These were all choices and she did a bad job at all of them, then doesn't like it when trolls steal her goblin costume. Nazis are obsessed with Sydney Sweeney—put this horseshit on her and see if she can pull it off. I dunno what you're good at, Susan Dell, but this isn't it. First, quit making poor choices with your makeup, then maybe we can work on your nasty Nazi habit.

Is this Animatronics?

Thank you. I refuse to watch the news. I thought this was slop but reality is way worse.

Can anyone pick up for those that still don't know (maybe due to watching without sound)?

Who is the ghoulish lady?

https://youtu.be/GEsWIl0yPp8

Looks like the ghoul forgot to put on its human mask.

Discord Adams in the Whitehouse?

Because they don't get enjoyment out of life. They thrive on "being someone", "being important", for other people to praise them. That's their whole motivation. The money is just a means to that end. They are deeply insecure, and they need constant validation and for people to cheer them on. They love drama, because it artificially creates something that "matters", and they have big opinions on it. They will never stop.

South Park America just did an episode about this on how Billionaires can’t keep their opinion to themselves.

I don't get these fucking leeches, they could live multiple lifetimes and never have to deal with any stress, but instead they try and make all our lives worse and complain when we punch back.

Same. If I had that much money I'd be quietly trying to give the vast majority of it away as silently as possible.

Like don't get me wrong I'd definitely be looking after my friends and family handsomely but shit.... Just spend the rest doing good and shut the fuck up.

they could live multiple lifetimes

is there some scientific breakthrough i am not aware of?

Maralago Face

Someone online said that people in wealthy circles are only surrounded by other wealthy people who also have plastic surgery... so their definition of normal is, not. You know, the whole "losing touch" thing that happens to 99% of people who get their bag.

More then just a "uniform" or a "brand", like a tie or designer or tattoo, these faces have deep psychological underpinnings.

This face is a comfort for a fascist to behold. Any expensive surgery could do for signaling. This face was landed-on through trial and error, for a reason.

Studying paintings done by the mentally ill, it becomes obvious that they don't see faces (or anything really) like the average person. This makes sense, as even a well adjusted person will interpret an expression or tone differently depending on what they perceive the person to be feeling, or even their own mood. They will literally see it differently.

The mentally ill just see an extreme version of this phenomenon.

Fascists are terrified all the time. To them, every face hides malice and deception. Mar-a-lago face is an exaggeration of a jovial, open, honest visage, to counteract what a fascist sees every day in every face.

They have huge, puffy cheeks under their eyes, like the bunching of skin in a smile. Their lips are big and puffy, a far cry from pursed in anger, this also makes a smile more exaggerated. Their eyes are deeply, darkly outlined in ovals, not pointed at the edges, highlighting how they are open and not squinting or angry.

Maralago face is a caricature of a happy, loving, honest face. To a normal person it looks like a horrific joke on that type of face, taken to extremes, but to a fascist, these exaggerations push back against their own skewed vision of every face. These exaggerations return the face closer to a normal person's baseline.

To a fascist, this face appears more normal and more comforting.

Conservatism is a mental illness. The more conservative someone is, the weirder they appear to the normal people.

it is a manifestation of his taste and what people he chooses to surround himself with.

i once saw this photo described as "this is poor person's idea of how rich people live." and it just sums him up in one sentence.

https://www.thetimes.com/imageserver/image/methode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2Fcc0b0032-a77a-11e6-b67a-719634415da0.jpg

They're just typical trash with money. But being trash, they don't have any connections that aren't also trash. So they get the trash plastic surgeons to slice and dice them.

I believe the men are scamming the women. They aren't married for love or lust, or if they were, that faded with age. And they are so fake just by default that even the ones who do still love each other probably don't feel secure about it because of course they'd say "No babe, I just love you and am not interested in anyone else" regardless of if that's true or if they are having orgies at every business trip.

And cosmetic surgeons target insecurities and promise the world whether or not they can actually deliver.

So it wouldn't surprise me if what happens in a bunch of those cases is an insecure woman gets the surgery done, it looks like it does, and their husband gets a kick out of them ruining their looks in an attempt to impress them, also being happy that it reduces the number of other men that would be interested.

Similar thing for "influencers" or women in porn that buy into the "this is what men want" lie.

Though ironically, I bet there is a sexual angle to it, too, where seeing their wife ruin their looks to impress them turns them on, but I doubt the sex is loving.

Anyways, just my attempt at making sense out of something that seems to me to do more to put them on the far side of the uncanny valley than to help them look any better. If they unironically like that look, I can't relate to them at all.

MONDOMMY

lmfao

literal communist dystopia