I wish I could boycott this but I already boycott Epic. Dangit.

This is going to be such a buggy mess for them

Even before the Slop Mandate, I'm not sure I could be less enthused about that product.

Let's cross over the trillion-dollar franchises! That's not the premise for a classic game you'll proudly share with your children one day. It's the premise for a 16-year-old fanboy's first outing on AO3. It's the premise for something that shuts down in 9 months due to declining interest after two half-hearted content updates and nine gacha banners.

Hot take: if your game mechanics and story wouldn't work as an unbranded, franchise-free version, no amount of smearing Darth Vader and the Incredible Hulk on the carcass will make it better. (It will, of course, sell better, because Star Wars and Marvel Boys seem to inexplicably have access to credit cards.)

new Disney shooter with Marvel and Star Wars characters

So it's gonna be a shitty new hero shooter about a decade past relevance that will be even shittier now. Fantastic stuff.

Good luck, Epic... if the game is a buggy, broken mess, that's on you.

Tim Sweeney’s brain should be studied. It’s impressive to be consistently wrong about everything and still think you should be in charge.

Epic continues the proud tradition of shooting itself in the foot chasing trends.

for(int i=0; i<10; i++)

Epic: "You can't do that"

"Ok. Hey AI, write for(int i=0; i<10; i++)"

They should have just closed up shop rather than a death spiral to the bottom.

Could be funny at least.

These games are cursed I swear, we'll never get a good version