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[–] [S] 20 points 4 weeks ago (9 children)

Text your partner that you love them. Always great advice.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

    Texting while driving is great advice?

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

    Voice controlled, yeah. I do it all the time

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  • [–] 5 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    That tech did not really exist in cars 20 years ago

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    On T9 keyboards it was easy to do without looking.

    555 666 888 33 0 999 666 88

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Yeah, and i bet you have the new emergency number memorized too

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  • [–] 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Isn’t this technically 4chanbeholesome

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    Well, yeah. It's why I cross posted. If you find wholesome content on Lemmy, showing it here is a great thing. I don't mind wading through the swamp that is a 4chan green text community to curate a bit of wholesome content when I find it.

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  • [–] 39 points 4 weeks ago (20 children)

    Fake: If you were texting while driving in 2004, you were likely using the 10 digit keypad on a flip phone.

    Gay: gay marriage wasn’t legal in 2004

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  • [–] 25 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    At least with a physical numpad people could text without ever looking at their phones.

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  • [–] 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    Physical buttons are the only way to type blind though, I still know the numpad layout by heart.

    Youre either pretty young and never used numpad texting, or kinda old and never got used to it.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Mate anyone worth their salt could speed text on a t9 blindfolder under their desk and the teacher or police would never notice!

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago

    It gets to the point where you even learned the order of suggested word list. 73647 ->three down. The travisty when you used a word ever so more often and the order would change suddenly.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 weeks ago

    Is it that much of a leap to think they texted either in a traffic jam or even when they arrived at work after hearing this on the radio?

    I’m all for being sceptical, but T9 texting could be pretty quick.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I don't get your point about it being fake. Why would a 10key phone preclude texting while driving?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    gay marriage wasn’t legal in 2004

    Not the the USA, but anon could get Dutch

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    and i don't get why it has to be gay marriage anyway? the post indicates nothing about the gender of either person.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    The joke is that 4chan anon posts are “fake and gay.” Which comes from how 4chan users themselves respond to eachother on their own board. So one response to these as a joke is to point out why they are fake and why they are gay. Since it’s a dumb joke, if you start applying logic to the explanation of course it breaks down.

    /joke-explained

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  • [–] 5 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    Ah yes, the good old 15th month of 2004. I almost forgot!

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    [–] 110 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    fake, texting wasn't a thing 20 years ago... wait. oh no.

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  • [–] 38 points 4 weeks ago

    fake : anon had a wife, and is over 20
    gay : anon said I love you to another person

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I swear it's only straight people who use that word. I have never called my boyfriends "partner", nor have I heard my other queer friends use the term.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

    Holy shit, actually wholesome!

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  • [–] 11 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    Texing while driving is wholesome?

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (2 children)

    T9 texting with one hand without looking at the phone is less dangerous than using a modern vehicle's touchscreen climate controls

    fight me

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  • [–] 36 points 3 weeks ago (16 children)

    Fake: If you were texting while driving in 2004, you were likely using the 10 digit keypad on a flip phone.

    Gay: gay marriage wasn’t legal in 2004

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  • [–] 24 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

    You're underestimating people's ability to text on those old number pads. When it was all that was there, people got good at doing it. They were physical buttons so it was easier to touch type on them than today's touchscreen phones. It was just a different layout that needed to be memorized, but it was a pretty simple one, if annoying to use.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    Yeah, you could type blind if you wanted, just takes a bit longer.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (4 children)

    I loved using T9 and used to blind text all of the time. With touchscreen, it took me so much fucking longer and you can't look away. I've gotten over it now, but I miss me some T9 and physical buttons

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    I've had that thought before too, but until I just read this now I've never thought about it before but... we could just make a wireless T9 keyboard. It could be about the size of a car's keyfob, basically all battery and 3x4 grid of tactile buttons. And so all you do with it is hold it in your off hand and type with your thumb, that's it. But it's a Bluetooth keyboard that just understands T9 and works with any phone. Or even tablets or laptops if you wanted to pace around while typing.

    Like, there are chorded keyboards and stuff like that, but I don't know I've seen a thumb-only phone-layout wireless keyboard before...

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (2 children)

    Holy shit, I'm sold! You can have the rights, just make me an honorable mention lol

    Edit: Can someone please make this?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)

    It would honestly not be too hard-- you'd just need the keyboard itself, a very small programmable chip, a bluetooth module, and a battery. I might try it if I can find the right components-- the keyboard itself seems like a really weird component but I'm sure there are at least good alternatives.

    Edit: Ooh...

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Yeah, my favourite was the brief period where there were full physical qwerty keyboards on phones, which existed before smart phones did because texting was popular before smart phones. Also, smart phones existed before iphones did and I held on to my BlackBerry torch for a while after iphones and later android were a thing specifically because I knew I'd hate touchscreen keyboards.

    Phones actually de-enshitified, too, because there used to be a huge market for things like ringtones, wallpapers, emoji packs. I remember getting a special cord to connect my phone and PC to be able to set my own shit because I wasn't paying for a 20 second clip from a song, not to mention no one was even trying to sell the FF battle music as ring tones, which I thought was perfect because phone calls are like random encounters lol (boss battle music for my parents haha). These days you can just set those.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    I had a phone with a full keyboard, it was pretty fun. I did also realize recently that I could just set my ringtone to whatever I wanted; I chose The Third Sanctuary (Ringtone Version), a remix of a song from the Deltarune soundtrack.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago* (4 children)

    gay marriage wasn’t legal in 2004

    US defaultism? Totally legal since april 1st 2001 in my country.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago

    You shouldn't text and drive.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    Look to the person who you came with here today, and tell them you love them.

    Was the first time, not the last time, I told my guy Ben that I love him. Thanks Michael Franti.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago

    Misread it as thanks OJ, thought for a second that it was saying OJ Simpson had said that

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago

    In the mirror universe that DJ's counterpart told their listeners that day to "text your partner and just say I hate you".

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  • [–] 1 point 5 days ago

    🎵 cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again 🎵

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