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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Actual policy: livestream firing squad executions

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[–] 14 points 1 month ago

Damn, the onion is just a prediction machine these days

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    [–] 25 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Published: April 27, 2026

    The onion is just a crystal ball at this point

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

    Been that way since they did Bush's inauguration speech. He didn't accomplish everything the Onion mentioned, but he sure tried.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I knew which article you linked before I even clicked it. Do you think that onion writers discovered the secrets to time travel, but are only able to reveal what they know through satire due to convoluted time travel rules? That's obviously the only rational explanation.

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    • [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    It’s not even satire

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    [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    The Onion is just regular news now jfc

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    [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    The onion is just reporting the news now.

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