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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment (theonion.com)
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Actual policy: livestream firing squad executions

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[–] [S] 8 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

Been that way since they did Bush's inauguration speech. He didn't accomplish everything the Onion mentioned, but he sure tried.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I knew which article you linked before I even clicked it. Do you think that onion writers discovered the secrets to time travel, but are only able to reveal what they know through satire due to convoluted time travel rules? That's obviously the only rational explanation.

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