I am more surprised by 7. Naked with socks? Choose a lane buddy.

#4 is just a nightie y'all. Mom told me you gotta air it out.

Where my shorts people at?

3 and 6 are only acceptable options for normal conditions. 1 becomes acceptable if staying with family/having guests over.

I'm 3

7 is at least as manical

Edit: I can only understand 2, 3, and 6

I'm only 3 because we have cats who like to stomp on my testicles. Otherwise I'd be 6.

Maybe this is part of the shitpost, but I'm shorts and T-shirt, and I'm surprised I'm wild enough to be off the end of the map with these options...

My girlfriend does ❤️

I always called #4, "Donald Duckin' it."

The nocturnal erection cycle makes me wonder why so many people want to restrict themselves. Like, buy a cage and hand off the keys if that’s what you’re into, otherwise why hurt yourself like that?

4 is great if you're the kind of person who sleeps in a colder room and/or have a tendency to pull the duvet down a bit from your shoulders during the night. If I sleep without a t-shirt I wake up because my shoulders are cold.

Pyjamas all the way. Shprt ones in summer and long ones in winter

4 is really good if you have nipple piercings