when you're rich enough you just do that. "I'm suing you for emotional distress"

I tried to get an ISP to pay me back for the 4 hours of troubleshooting I had to do when their install tech lied about some of the features I had signed up for.

Didn't work :(

Should be able to charge companies for wasting our time on the phone with chat bots and retention reps.

Just a special little safety knife that gives a very specific paper cut. I get cut mentally, they can endure a superficial papercut for cutting me more deeply and more people would learn faster imo

I'd bankrupt my own family in days

The problem I have with that come from an experience of thougths:

Take a primary school where parents are supposed to pick up their kid between 4 and 4:30pm. Some parents only pick them at 5pm, everydays, with excuses... To stop the situation, the school asks parents to pay a fee for each 15 minutes late they take. Now many parents (who can afford it) feel allowed to pick their kid at 6 or 7pm, without excusing themselves: it is more convenient for them and they pay for the service.

And no, we should not allow the extra-rich ones to stress us, they are too good at it (and some seem to even enjoy stressing us).

This is why advertising should be not only illegal but abuse should be punishable by public beating by anyone who walked by the stocks you get locked in. I want to get very literally mideaval with it. FUCK ADVERTISERS AND ANYTHING THEY ARE INVOLVED IN.

I WANT THEM TO SUFFER.

Man, the accounts receivable I could have would be huge. Also, I would only accept cash, and no 2/10, net 30. I want it in full at the end of the month.

This is just called "a job". I wish I could get paid $3000 for three days of work tho

Yo, that is a fine writing prompt. 👍🔥

I'm thinking it's a world where everyone has implants and metal tattoos, and the first time someone brings a lawsuit like this. It's a huge scandal that it's not dismissed.

That's a job. They pay us to add stress to our lives. And, they don't pay us nearly enough for that, making the stress worse.

We would make a living off of school lmao

Sounds like working as a psychologist

Money for that is way too close to dystopia.
We can demand cuddles and praise, maybe?