[–] 27 points 1 month ago

I tried to get an ISP to pay me back for the 4 hours of troubleshooting I had to do when their install tech lied about some of the features I had signed up for.

Didn't work :(

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    So, Vampires.. (related to op, I swear)

    If holy water works against vampires, why not purify a humidifier?

    Better yet, know why you don't see any vampires in Africa? Because Toto already blessed the rains down in Africa.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    X4: Foundations mixed with Oblivion.

    I want to fling fireballs at goblins and then take off and fling missiles at capital ships. Let me orbitally bombard that dire wolf nest until its nothing but ashes. Gimme space magic where a wizard powers some kinda magi-tech engine that amplifies its ice magic to be a viable weapon in interstellar space.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I have dreams where I go back, attend 1 class out of like 7 for the day, but forget where all the other classes are as well as what they are. I end up having to go to the school office to get my class roster so I can attend the other classes, but its all rushed because I'm late for that next class.

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