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[–] 257 points 1 month ago (24 children)

"things have gotten so bad that it has made many people need to steal, so we can't keep self checkouts open"

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  • [–] 124 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

    They'd rather change their operations than lobby for the poorest to have enough money and not have to steal.

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  • [–] 89 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    They’d rather change their operations than lobby for the poorest to have enough money to not have to steal.

    They’d rather change their operations than lobby for the poorest to pay their employees enough money to not have to steal.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    There's a Walmart near me that I just never bother going to because like 80% of the non-grocery items are locked behind plexiglass. There are 4 self-checkouts and 2 employees assigned to just stand there watching people to make sure they don't shoplift. They've made shopping so hostile that it barely makes sense for it to be a department store at all. Might as well just go back to the old model of telling the employee what you want and then they go get it for you.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    I wanted to buy some razor blades and the poor teenager at the Walmart just couldn't get his magnet key thingie to unlock the plastic lock on the hanger holding the packages. I waited patiently for like 5 minutes and was like look I'll fix it. I pulled down on the packaging, tore the little cardboard piece and freed the blades in like one try.

    I then still paid $40 for them like a good citizen and ignored how much I was getting ripped off.

    All while being watched by a million store cameras, three people at the self checkout, the camera reflecting my own image in the self checkout machine, the greeter giving me a dirty look and the detectors at the door.

    Its more absurd than airport security how pointless it all is.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I'm here with your regular reminder that is you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    I don't understand. I've never seen someone steal food in a grocery store. I've helped plenty of people get more food from a grocery store than what they thought they had in their cart though.

    Also you didn't see me at the grocery store and if you did it wasn't me

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Good news, new jobs opening to fill the cashier roles. But watch they will just implement a ticket system and checkout will take 3 hours.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Yeah but tickets cost money so they will make you sign in virtually on their app

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Shhhhh don't give them any ideas

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago*

    Hopefully everyone in the place at any given time will start stealing then. Not one person is going to wait 3 hours to pay for their groceries while cold shit thaws or only for a few items because they want to keep raising prices and enshittifying every damn thing.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Pretty sure the self checkout isn’t where most people steal, why not just walk out the door with whatever you want?

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  • [–] 84 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Shitty thing is they won't hire more cashiers when they shut these off.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago

    I really wonder who these retailers are. Like, my grocer typically has 2 human and 12 self checkout open, and it's no question which of those is going to be faster for someone pushing less than a full cart. They don't even have the floor space to build twelve more full service checkouts. Reminds me of the bad old days when I'd go to the store and they'd have every human checkout line open, every one of them with 5+ people in line, and it'd take 30 minutes just to check out. If you're a retailer that only processes a couple dozen patrons an hour, then yeah, I can see where a few self-checks wouldn't be any benefit.

    Feels like we've reached the enshittification phase of self-checks: big stores are now so beholden to the technology that the vendors can jack up their prices to where self checks cost the store more than a full-service checkout, but they can't go back because there's no staff and no space.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    My local grocery had self checkout for about a year before ripping them out and putting normal ones back in. They don’t seem to be understaffed.

    Not all stores are awful on all fronts. They don’t have chairs for their checkout people yet though.

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  • [–] 116 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Self checkout was great for me because I'd have like 3 items and breeze on out. Now people come to them with overloaded carts because they don't have any actual checkouts.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago

    I swear every time I pull into a manned checkout lane at one specific store I get the nastiest look from the cashiers. There are 3 functional self checkout kiosks and the scale on all of them is slightly under a single square foot. I'm not buying a thanksgiving feast, but forgive me if my regular shopping trip is more than a single cup of yoghurt and a TV dinner, and consequently cannot all fit on the self checkout scale. It's not like I'm asking them to open a lane just for me, they're just upset I've interrupted their scrolling session.

    I try not to go there often, but sometimes my goto location is closed or doesn't have something I know I'm going to need. I know it's not all stores or employees because my normal one is pretty good and I can generally use the kiosk without issue, but it's so frustrating that the culture has shifted to expect all people to use the self checkout regardless of their situation. And I say this as someone who uses them regularly.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 month ago (12 children)

    This seems very US coded. In euro they're doubling down even with self scan on the phone or with a tool they give me. I scan them as I put them in my cart and at checkout I just pay and leave. It's awesome.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Same in Australia regarding doubling down. They're giving trolleys with an ipad thing on them you scan everything with, and increasing the exit area security so you cannot leave without the staff opening it if you didn't buy anything, and AI based cameras all over the store and gates that judge whether it should open for you after buying things.

    It's a mix of awesome and horrible.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    This is why I don't shop in stores anymore , I have to do all the work and be treated like a crim. I boycott any place with self checkout and prefer the aldi even though it's slow with very few registers open.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    and AI mechanical turk based cameras all over the store and gates that judge whether it should open for you after buying things.

    I highly doubt they're actually using AI, given every other claim I've seen that starts out like this ending up being poorly paid people in a low wage country.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    I see a trend of completely automated supermarkets.

    You scan your card to walk in. The automated system scans the products you take. And you pay in order to leave.

    It works pretty well, and is 24/7. You can be entirely alone in that store. And if you need someone there is a phone to a callcenter.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I'm learning a lot in this thread about European dystopia. I guess if y'all like it to each their own. Over here in the US, we've had enough.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    The thing is, where I live the system works well. It doesn't make UX choices that make it hard to use, assuming that people are stealing all the time. It's fast and easy, although so are the human manned checkouts, which also exist and are fine.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    US here. Scan-as-you-go plus self checkout is amazing. Lay out your reusable bags in the cart when you arrive then pick-scan-bag through the store. Self checkout becomes a 2 minute process at most, no matter how many items you have and everything's already bagged for the trip home.

    Our local store (Stop&Shop) is rather trashy compared to competitors but we go there because of the fast scan and self-checkout process.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    They could have saved so much time and money by just paying the cashiers a living wage.

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  • [+] -13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    If you can't develop the agency to acquire employment at a living wage or - here's a fucky idear for ya - start your own (successful) business, then you deserve to succumb to entrapy, imo

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  • [–] 34 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Have they tried adding AI? 3D printing? Quantum computing? Space based solar power?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I don't think so but CVS and Walgreens installed digital cooler doors so you can see whats in stock before you open the door. Apparently you couldn't do that before when the doors were 100% transparent glass that didn't use extra electricity.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    AI, yes.

    Once got flagged for theft because the camera saw me put a box down on the far side of the scanner and then used the handheld scanner because it was large. Evidently the box getting past the fixed scanner without scanning triggers theft even if you scan it.

    In a convenience store, I put products on a platform and I don't have to scan barcode and it just "scans" my whole order all at once with machine vision. It worked well for me, but seems to have the clerk on high alert to watch it like a hawk from any mistakes, which sounds exhausting. I got the sense that it screws up a lot and the clerk is on the hook for it.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    Morrison's (UK) has something called "vision security" which triggers if the machine learning model thinks you haven't scanned something, the worker then has to watch the video and verify. It kept triggering on me because I often put my bike helmet in the cart. But it's easy to place the cart slightly away from the camera and then it won't see.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    I like it because I don’t have to talk to people. It is otherwise an inferior experience.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (6 children)

    Agree. But what is the "otherwise" part you're taking about?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (5 children)

    What other commenters have said: you're not as good as the professional.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago* (4 children)

    As good as in what? Lifting items over the scanner fast? Because yeah, I am. I go shopping there 2-3 times a week, I know where the bar-code is on all the items I regularly buy, I can scan them just as fast as any professional, probably faster. Some of them are old ladies .... And not sure what other quality other than speed there is to scanning your items.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    You and some other commenters are super special. Better than the average.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    I really don't see what's so special about it.

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  • [–] 170 points 1 month ago (27 children)

    As someone who finds interacting with register attendants painful, and doesn't steal, this is unfortunate news.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 month ago (10 children)

    I'm a introvert and hate dealing with people, but for some reason I don't like using the self-checkout. I don't know why. But anyway, I recommend moving to Finland. My interactions are as follows:

    A very quick eye contact with a nod as a hello.

    I pay, receive the change, say thank you.

    I go away.

    There is no small talk or push for registering for their bonus card systems, etc, here. You go in, do your thing, say thank you, go away. And saying anything is optional. I do it because I feel like that's the least I can do for the poor person who has to deal with humans all day. But often I see people not even look at the checkout person, just stare at the register until it gives out a number, pay and bugger off.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    I'm sure you know the old joke:

    How do you spot an extrovert Finn?When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

    A Swede is visiting his Finnish cousin. They are sitting in a boat, drinking beers and fishing. After the 8th beer, the Swede asks "so, hows the family?" And the Finn replies "did we come here to drink or to talk?"

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Haha, thanks, I didn't know that one. I would honestly love to visit Finland someday.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    That's pretty much the interaction I expect in New England.

    And, it's better than waiting around for the self-checkout attendant to fix the error when the self-checkout kiosk doesn't detect the reusable bag I brought correctly.

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  • I know I'm lucky that I live in a country that has 17 people living in it, I don't remember the last time I was in the checkout line for more than 5 minutes. Also, we have shops that are open until late at night and most of the hyper-markets are 24h. So I just go shopping at around 23:00 or later, when there is 2 people in the shop.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    There is no small talk or push for registering for their bonus card systems, etc, here. You go in, do your thing, say thank you, go away

    As it should be! The exaggerated fake politeness I've encountered in the US is fucking horrible and makes everything worse.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    Pulling back doesn't necessarily mean cancelling all existing self check-out systems. It probably means they will have both, which is how it's supposed to be, to be honest. Sometimes I just want to scan three items and leave and other times I want someone else to deal with it.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (9 children)
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    That's sometimes part of the awkwardness. My additional gripes are completely pedantic, but hear me out:

    None of the grocery chains in my area offer bagging services, so I have to wait for the attendant to scan my items, bag them myself, and then shuffle back to the register to pay. None of this is a problem, except that the human attendant rarely ever scans the items in the order that makes sense to bag them. So there's the weird dance of waiting, pushing items aside, etc.

    If I'm doing self-check, I can scan and bag using my own patented autistic process ™ that is quick, makes sense, and doesn't crush things, and I can do it in one shot.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    This is why I unload them onto the belt in the order they must be bagged

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    I use this method, mostly works, cashier sometimes reaches past items when scanning. 🤷 I have observed others just reloading the cart and bagging once at their vehicle in the parking lot. Only downside i see is when having weather.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago* (3 children)

    I suppose that's a solution, but you're also doubling your responsibilities, and the price of the groceries still stays too damn high.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    You can pay after they scan the first item. It won’t go through until they finish the transaction. So put stuff on conveyor. Wait for them to scan first item. Tap your card. Go pack up your bags while they’re scanning. When they’re done you’re done.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    This seems highly location/payment system dependent. You can't do it where I live, the CC terminals require the final amount to be sent to them before it will accept a card, if you scan your CC before the final amount is sent to the terminal it just gets ignored and a CC will still be requested once the cashier has sent the final amount to the terminal.

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