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“I'm the healthiest pedo ever!”🫲🍊🫱

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  • [–] 124 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The doctor said Trump had a minor problem.

    Which is exactly what the Epstein list said, too.

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  • [–] 107 points 1 year ago (18 children)

    He’s maxed out on the blood thinners. I think that accounts for both described symptoms. I am not a doctor, but I did watch all of House, twice.

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  • [–] 54 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Tbh it sounds like hes having a heart failure (finally), I just cannot believe ol Mac didnt hit him sooner

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  • [–] 62 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Don't do that to me. Don't give me hope.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Im only speculating, based on what i remember from EMT and MA training. Tell tale signs though, and unfortunately is somewhat fixable. I doubt surgery will kill him but bad diet afterwards might. But its a president so .......

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    There is no way he adjusts his diet at all. He believes the body has a battery with a finite amount of energy and exercise is bad because it depletes that battery faster. There's no way he has the mental capacity to understand he needs to change his eating habits when the doctors advise it.

    https://www.theguardian.com/science/the-h-word/2017/may/15/trumps-theory-exercise-victorian-britain-eugenics-sexism

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    And recall that his previous doctor had suggested hiding some green vegetables in his mashed potatoes or something, like over does for a child, just to get him to eat healthier. And this was like 6 years ago

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    At his age with his potential comorbidities? Surgery of any kind is absolutely a possible killer.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    I don't want him to die that easy. I want him to be mocked and to rot sowly. Maybe live another century at least.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Surgery on the elder is risky also because their minds don’t take anesthesia well. A lot don’t come back as the same people, their memories are wrecked, and usually they don’t last but a few more years after.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Nearly half of all patients with heart failure have a normal ejection fraction (EF). The prevalence of this syndrome, termed heart failure with preserved ejection fraction (HFpEF), continues to increase in the developed world, likely because of the increasing prevalence of common risk factors, including older age, female sex, hypertension, metabolic syndrome, renal dysfunction and obesity. However, we should be aware that the president's ejection fraction has not been disclosed, nor has his BNP, Creatinine & GFR (or troponins/EKG). When was his last ECHO and Stress Test???

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Yeah, edema (fluid gathering, causing swelling) is a classic sign of diastolic heart failure. It’s caused by the muscle fibers of the heart stiffening, which reduces the heart’s ability to expand and draw fresh blood in between beats. Usually caused by a lack of exercise. The heart can’t draw blood back up from the legs, which increases blood pressure in the legs as blood gets pumped down but not back up. This extra pressure in the legs forces fluid out of the veins and into the surrounding tissues, causing swelling.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    the blood thinners won't save him... he should also be on the statins and auxiliary anti cholesterols.... Additionally, he should be using a CPAP or BiPaP for his sleep apnea so could actually get decent sleep. But instead he just stays up and posts on his stupid social platform and watches cable tv instead.

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  • [–] 78 points 1 year ago* (10 children)

    If he's admitting to having something minor, then he must be at death's door....

    Wouldn't it be ironic if Biden outlives him?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My neighbor said this about Biden about a year ago. Our kids are friends, and they are very nice people. It's the only time something remotely political has come up between us. Ever since then, I have made extra sure to not broach politics around her, because I'm pretty sure her views are extraordinarily stupid and if I hear anymore I will respect her a lot less. I kind of laughed it off at the time, but I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Her and her husband are both Church going folk and the husband is a cop, so I'm pretty sure I know where they lie on the political spectrum. Imo ifyou're willing to believe there's an invisible man in the sky that's going to solve all your problems, I guess all these conspiracy theories are easier to believe.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    Isn't this a sign of heart failure?

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I can't wait for the signs of heart failed

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yes, but also liver and kidney. They attributed the bruising on his hands to frequent hand shaking or aspirin use. Aspirin use is pretty hard on the liver. If we could see his natural skin color, jaundice could narrow it down to liver failure.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Best of luck to the swelling and bruising

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    President Vance, with a tactical hamberder, in a furniture store.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    In fifty years, people will be writing essays about why this comment makes sense and is hilarious.

    \\ Hello future essay writers, I hope you have accrued enough credits to keep your crate cool tonight!\\

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    If I am not dead in fifty years I dread to imagine what a 75 year old me would be like. I would prefer not to get to that stage though, I'm cool with dying before I'm 40.

    Also future essay writers I fucked your grandmother's.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Most of GenX did not expect to live long enough to collect SS.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It's an aspiration, also I kind expect for a civil conflict of some type to kick off sooner or later where I will probably bleed out in an irrigation ditch or something.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I think this civil conflict will look more like the Irish troubles, and that it's already begun.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Team Hamberder for the point:

    The exam found Trump, who is 79, has chronic venous insufficiency. The condition happens when an individual’s leg veins struggle to pump blood back to the heart, causing blood to pool, according to The Cleveland Clinic.

    Leavitt said there was no evidence of deep vein thrombosis, which is a blood clot, or arterial disease, which can include blockages.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    BS He has heart failure perhaps without decreased ejection fraction. He has obviously getting diuretic injections into his hand on a daily basis vs just taking a pill. But it is not common for anyone to have lower extremity edema without some kind of systemic issue. I assume he has already tried wearing compression socks. Another lie to add on top of all the others.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    does he even listen to his doctors advice, i feel like hes one of those people that believe the contrary

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    The doctor says he's fit as a horse

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)
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    Where I come from, we called this, "a good start".

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    He almost certainly has something worse if this is what he's admitting to.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I hear JD Vance is shopping for new Oval Office couches.

    Apparently those Arhaus Kiptons are sexy yet classy.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Did they check to see if he had a brain? We know he never had a heart.

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