My recipe says to dice them, but my hand is getting sore drawing all the dots.

This is going over my head, I need a math tuber.

This is where precise language is important! The recipe should have specified 5 cubic potatoes, to distinguish them from the 1-dimensional kind

That post is fantastic.

Which root though?

The profile discrepency makes this even funnier.

Real "streets vs sheets" energy here.

Potatoes are not vegetables, they are tubers; the leafy green matter is the vegetable.

in you apply quantity calculus you can see why this argument is nothing more than a joke, became the potato is in the base of the exponent operation.

125 potatoes seems on target for military purposes.