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[–] 16 points 1 month ago (1 child)

Nah, that's just masturbating

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Is it gay to use your hand?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    If you perform oral sex on yourself, does it feel like you're giving a blow job or receiving one?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I remember a reddit post from a contortionist who reported it's more like giving one.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Self-Suck enthusiasts never seem to worry about this conundrum until after the stretches.

    In any case: It’s pretty hard to focus on the blowjob with a dick in your mouth. I mean, not that I would know…

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I swallow my own nut, that don't make me gay.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Wait, here's the tie breaker:

    Did you jizz in your mouth while watching yourself suck yourself off?

    Edit: >!I hope you don't think this is meant seriously, I'm not trying to define anyone else's sexuality. It's a shitty ask joke community, and that's the goal here!<

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    It's gay to pull your foreskin back to wash behind it.

    That's why so many Americans are circumsised

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I'll never forgive my parents. I'll never know what it was like having it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    It's not gay if you keep your socks on

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    only if you finish in your mouth

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Yes, but only because you're using the portal gun, the oral sex is no homo

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Only if you're gay

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Kinda. 69ing feels more like sucking than being sucked. It's one thing if it's just curiosity, but if you keep doing it…

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    It actually would be gay NOT to. Common misunderstanding, but thems the facts.

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