blimthepixie comments on Would it be gay to use the portal gun from Portal to perform oral sex on oneself?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's gay to pull your foreskin back to wash behind it.

That's why so many Americans are circumsised

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world [S] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'll never forgive my parents. I'll never know what it was like having it.

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[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

Smelly, unless you're gay.

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[–] Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk 3 points 1 month ago

Not to worry, the unwashed ass will reek a fair bit more. Only gays reach that far up between the cheeks.

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