In bed eating

these are the people I have to share a highway with

XD Haven't laughed that hard at a tubmlr screenshot in a while, thank you.

You stupid AMERICANS and your HIGHWAYS. Good thing no other country uses highways! Now I can feel morally superior for being born elsewhere!

Forgot to mention the gummies from half-an-hour earlier.

eating cold ravioli

these are the people I have to share a highway with

random memory unlocked: In highschool I overheard someone chewing another guy out for almost running him over on the way in. Other dude, obviously stoned out of his gourd, managed "bro sorry I thought you was a bush" before collapsing into a giggle fit

Curious about the driving without glasses thing. Here in Brazil that would count as admitting an additional violation. How does that work in other countries?

Here your driving license states if you need glasses to drive and you must wear them if it says so. If it doesn't say anything and you're caught driving with glasses, that's also a violation.

Hoo

I'm gnot a gnoblin, I'm gnot a gnome! I'm a gcat!

Alternative explanation: weed-filled ravioli.

This is why driving while stoned counts as a DUI, kids.

Now, get up and walk around outside. Notice how objects become larger the closer you get to them! You have the power to make things change size!!

That cat just ate a gnome.

The screenshot of a screenshot was a shitpost.

Is this the "brainrot" people keep talking about?

Europeans don't have highways.

"I fear sharing the road with idiots." = carbrained, American, can't separate dangerous activities forced on them by societal structures from normal life

"I fear sharing society with idiots." = Enlightened, European, definitely not genocidal rhetoric