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The sexy carrots that I grew (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I fucking hate when people repost shit in first person.

You didn't grow shit. I don't think the person who run this bot is capable of growing a carrot because there's not a reddit meme with the steps

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[–] Bo7a@piefed.ca 19 points 1 month ago (1 child)

Here is one I actually grew. I think it looks like a tiny devil's sexy leather pants.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

That carrot's about to put you in restraints

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[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

Pretty sure this meme is so old it can legally drink beer.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think this predates the modern definition. Remember when meme referred to a very specific type of image edit and not just like, any photo that gets shared?

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[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I remember when "meme" was a flakey concept dreamed up Richard Dawkins.

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[–] boonhet@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Those were called image macros and were only ever one type of meme

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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

These bathroom gender signs are getting out of hand.

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[–] cyberangelcorpse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why is he banned Is it illegal to fuck carrots now

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

Got a temp ban for abusing the unlimited posts right, being unresponsive for days at a time, acting\assuming the role of a bot, the bot unfixable, and some Rule 1 counts.

Carrots are still good-to-go.

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Took long enough. Better late than never

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