no love is greater than collective punishment ❤️

/s

Not this year. Notice how there hasn't been a single hurricane? Perfectly normal, carry on masturbating.

But I just bought this very nice lube :(

It's his own fault for making the hurricanes so sexy.

No hurricanes where I live, so I guess my masturbation doesn’t bother Jesus.

Masturbating doesn't warrant hurricanes.

But using fossil fuels and methane to run your hyperscale data centers absolutely does.

I thought it was the gays that caused hurricanes?

• design a thing with a reward system that trains it to take a certain action *

• get upset at your creation because you didn't want it to do what your design led it to do *

Sounds kind of like what some of those AI company people do.

Have you ever fucked in a storm?

10/10

When will Jesus realise, everything the hurricane rapes is just more fuel to the fire of my loins.

Stress makes creatures get hormonal, so we can assume that floods and hurricanes are a sign we should do more, not less.

You keep sending us terrible leaders

Nofap is retarded.

Hurricames cause hurricanes?

I was promised hairy palms.

A Calvin and Hobbs that was never printed.

Do preachers still blame natural disaster on politics they don't like?

If god made men as himself, and found the man needed a woman to do not feel lonely... that mean he also created at least one goddess for himself, right? But so there are now more than just one god... Or does he keep company to himself with his hands?

I mean, some get randy when a natural disaster starts... You know, gotta seed the potential devastation with replacements. It's a vicious cycle

I'm going to have sex with a hurricane.

The hurricanes turn me on.

We find out that masturbation truly does cause hurricanes. Even one masturbator is enough to cause them. Do you quit masturbating? (Assume it’s guaranteed that if you do, everybody else in the world will as well)

I bet someone, somewhere rub one each time he see alerts of a Category 4 in the news.

My god... climate change isn't real, it's all the gooners fault!

dances around fire believing in skydaddies

we take the good with the bad just like Jezus would

i think god has put their hands up and gone away a while ago.