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Can they fuck off? 😂

I'm calling it right now, if these things ever come to market, they will be remote controlled by slaves in the third world, with a bowl of rice per day as their payment.

I'd rather have it do everything I don't want.

Some poor Indian teleworker is gonna be remotely fingering some dudes butthole through the Optimus as an AI watches and 'learns'. It's gonna happen if it hasn't already...

But will the man inside the robot suit be ok with that?

The robot has a chance to do something really funny when it’s on stage with Elon and becomes self aware.

You mean I could have a robot mop my kitchen in the nude?!

Man a cleaning robot would be kinda neat, but realistically it would have too much potential to make a huge fucking mess. Like, a roomba that drives over dog poop can only mess up in a single dimension but a full-ass robot?! Just imagine the mess it would make literally every time it takes out the trash. Or if it mistakes a flower pot full of dirt for a dish that needs to go in the dishwasher.

Optimus, kill Elon.

Did you know it's illegal to say you want to kill the president of the united States? Unless of course I'm telling you so you don't say it

Sure, you just need to call the controller in India to let them know what to do.

It would be so funny if one of them strangled Felon Mu$k

KILL ALL HUMANS

I can’t wait to have my robot destroy capitalism.

Are they still controlled by a vr headset like they were in the tech demo?

Just like Trump, that cunt has said a lot of shit over the years

Aren't they just remote controlled by actual people. ?

That's been proven.

Seize the means of production.

Well the U in USB does stand for universal

Judging from the structure of this robot. No, it cannot do the thing that I want right now lol

Big hand I know you're the one....

It can delete all Ai worldwide?

I want them to kill their masters.

Can you gape aluminum?

I don't think we're worth enough in data to make these cheap enough for any of us poors to afford. I mean, I suppose they could sell subscriptions to the video feed as voyeur entertainment.

If a robot has no heart, can we still make it metaphorically throw it's heart out to the crowd?

The optimussy upgrade is a subscription

I know it got weird amounts of dislike for reasons I've not fully understood, but that scene in Neo Yokio where we see that his robot buddy had a pilot the whole time, had me proper bent double laughing more than anything else made that year.

Anyway, I'm expecting a lot of perverts to get some surprises the moment this has its first data leak

How ironic that the robots would seize the means of production

Kill Elon Musk?

Butt stuff or regular stuff?

Can it assemble an army of nanobots that will single mindedly attempt to convert Elon into paperclips?

Destroy the US, Russian and Israeli government.

Can it give me estrogen?

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Who's ready to get up in that Nazi optimussy?