Yeah, they reigned the earth for over 100 million years. I'll stay drug free, thank you.

Yeah, they dominated the planet for almost 200 million years.

Fuck coffee.

Ooooh!
Based on this idea:
Cavemen / Neanderthals never heard (of) Metal!

They only had Rock

turn out that they get eaten by humans nowadays

They never had meth either

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But also, they turned out fine. One of them is right outside my window eating suet at this very moment.

So if I don't start drinking coffee I'll get hit by a meteor?

Actually, I'm curious if the coffee plant had evolved by then. Thinking not.

Drink coffee or a meteor will fuck up Earth again.

in the futurama episode they did.

Without coffee the world is going to stop dead

Did you know they spray pfas on the inside of those paper coffee cups?

That's bad by the way.