I want to get pegged so bad.

But how she's sexist? 🤔

Something serious since it got to being three day old without anyone eating it

Pegging, of course.

On the other hand, mentioning that on a first date has an effect.

One should never engage in sounding as an escape for the ennui of life.

Once it gets old the only next step is to try to fill the hole in your life by filling all the holes at once. Then when that doesn't work you gotta work in electrification, macabre-sex circus acts, and hand holding.

Even more after that.

It never ends, and the slippery slope isn't your bum like every fella thinks, it's your pee hole.

This is a cautionary tale.

To a lot of people, including me, anal has never been "impressive" or of any interest at all.

Can someone be kind enough to explain to old person what sounding is? The youth's lingo moves to fast for me.

I'd prefer the anal.

live long enough to become the grandma who says that

Let’s, fuck grandma!

Grandma ain't invited

How'd she get pregnant doing anal 🤔

Jesus, could you leave some for the rest of us.

Paint it black. Black is the color of everything that is, as it exists in my world. I think i'd most like to suck on toe nails painted black.