Glute

"My name is Gluteous Maximus, commander of the Asses of the North, General of the Sphincter Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Analius."

Glute Honk

Or, as I call it, sexual harassment

Urethra Franklin

BLAST HARDCHEESE!

GROND!

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Ham is actually a veritable biblical name (as in Ham, Shem and Japhet), and was more common in puritanical times. A chimpanzee sent into space by NASA was named Ham, probably after the scriptural figure rather than importentiously the meat.

May i add...

Fridge

Crunch

Jeff

Murderer

I am Bus, and this is my son, Bussy.

Beer

Fight

Truck

Boulder

Gun

This is extremely funny to me bc I did go to school with someone named Dyson. I honestly have no idea why but we all called him Mateo.

I still say Randolph Mantooth is the most masculine name.

S'Phyllis

Fallopia

Fellaggio

G'Noriah

Ovaria

Horné

Introducing my newborn son "This is baby Ham Dyson"

Drano Battery is good enough.

sleve mcdichael sounding ass

No optimus prime or megatron 🥀

Dranon Dyson sounds like a weirdly cool fantasy/scifi name

My friend names all her d&d characters after parts of the vulva, and it works shockingly well. Just name a man Vas Deferens

For the ladies, I always thought Urine (Youreeen) was a beautiful name

Legendary race car driver...

Reminded me of this oldie but goldie list

Dick Pound!

Honk is a stronk name. Almost as stonk as Grong

Gonad Bloke does not sound like a nickname you want.

Rubella is very popular in 2026.

I don't know why, but honk really got me good.

There's that guy who was in There Will Be Blood wasn't there?

Paul Drano

I like Battery. Batt for short.

Hoof

Glute is an awesome name