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[–] 72 points 1 month ago (15 children)

I see the future. I see… platoons of worms marching out of this guys asshole.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 month ago* (9 children)

    Funny story. I have a friend named Jimmy. Once he came back from a trip to the Amazon rainforest. About a week after while showering he felt something wiggling around back there. When he tried to grab it he felt the worm go back up into his body ಠ_ಠ

    We call him Earth Worm Jim now.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Tapeworm eh? Easy way to get rid of those just eat eggs n bacon everyday for breakfast for a month straight. Final day of the month just eat eggs.

    When the little bastard sticks his head out to complain about the lack of bacon you grab him and yank him out.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Pull on it like you're trying to start a lawn mower.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    also bacterial infections, deadly diarrhea.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Mmmm....Pop Tartare.

    Edit: damn I thought I was clever didn't even see the heading in the pic.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I think this is by far the most disgusting, congratulations

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago

    Bro ain't gonna make it to GTA 6 🥀🪦

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    Disgusting and vile. Why do you hate yourself so much!

    Pop Tarts,... 🤮

    Get yourself some proper toaster strudels! Or toaster scrambles.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    Mett has entered the chat

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Thanks, I hate it.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    I guess you're going for hoardes of people vomiting like in that one family guy episode. Might work.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Pop tare tare

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Fake bite. The ground beef isn't compressed, as if pinched off by teeth.

    Smh faux dangerous-dieters these days

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Oh man the fabled ecoli dessert sandwich. Yum.

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  • That's basically a McGriddle.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    It's crazy good!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Pop tarrare

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