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[–] 104 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Squatting over the side of the starting-podium and blasting a ten thousand PSI shitstream into the shark infested waters is the only winning strategy, Jesse. Don't be brave.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago

    I hope you put lots of chlorine in that water

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago*

    Just use the pool, all drains go to the same place.

    Also if that's the only toilet, he's going to finally get there and find an audience member there who finished their businesses long ago, but is sitting there doom scrolling tiktocs until their feet go numb.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    Welcome to the poop pool

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    Please don’t let Mr beast find this…

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Hey! Who made a comic of my reoccuring dream?!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Ninja Warrior: Skid Row

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    so you just film life in the county jail when a suburban dude with anxiety is nabbed for a traffic violation and has to shit in front of 20 observers after he tried to hold it in for three nights?

    if only "reality TV" were that real and entertaining.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    You're gonna want to wear nose plugs and goggles for when you fall into that pool.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Sincerely want to see this on TV now.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    If they're going to televise you going for a shit, might as well shit right where you stand.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Will he shit on camera? 10/10 if so..

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  • This is a show about electoral politics.

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    There's a buttload of puns in this thread.

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  • [–] -3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    I'll never understand why these are called "gauntlet"

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

    Sadly, there's no way to discover such lost. knowledge

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_the_gauntlet

    (Not to be confused with "throwing down the gauntlet" to issue a dueling challenge, which has an entirely different etymology despite being the same word. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gauntlet )

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  • Thank you kind Sir. But acshially... "The word in English was originally spelled gantelope or gantlope,[7] but soon its pronunciation was influenced by the unrelated word gauntlet, meaning an armored glove, derived from the French: gantelet.[1] The spelling changed with the pronunciation." I.e. not "the same" word, per se. The fact that they are two completely different words, accidentally spelled the same, is the solution to this riddle. And I bet my Austrian pair of buttocks that a majority of native English speakers is unaware of that fact, believing instead that the type of gauntlet in this meme actually has something to do with armored gloves.

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