That’s my secret, I’m always farting

nice try big data

Might be easier to track when I'm not farting.

butt does it have AI (anal intelligence)?

The really fucked up part of this is the fact they are training AI on your farts so that some day AI will be able to realistically reproduce fart scents that smell exactly like yours without your consent

Why though

I don't need special undies to tell me I fart a lot.

Once per week but it lasts 6 hours.

FitButt™

Imagine your underwear needing internet connection and update's every time you try to use them. What a time to be alive.

If it tracks smell, you are going to need a bigger data center.

Smartpipe at home...

Wait, this isn’t !NotTheOnion@lemmy.world?

until it stops working or the company goes under, then you are stuck with a useless overprice underwear.

God, I love capitalism…

Relevant username.

I would, genuinely, rather shove a probe up my ass or collect a stool sample than wear some weird-ass smart underwear.

"They'll put a camera up your ass if you're not paying enough attention" meme becoming reality with the fartsurveillance panties

Meanwhile, my spouse shouts "I tooted!" across the house because it's funny. I just don't count.

Oh wow, underwear I gotta charge...

No thanks

What the fuck do you MEAN Smart Flatulence Underwear

Forget about getting anywhere on the major online dating sites if you don't post a good, Certified FartScore on your profile.

I think my farts have become silent since becoming diabetic, so I’d like to know why.

So they’re saying they want to guide folks to diets with lower farting by… telling folks when and how often they fart?

Like you don’t know that already? and who the fuck is living this sad life that needs AI drawers to strava their ass???

Am I living under a rock such that as it turns out most people have uncontrollable flatulence running rampant to the point we need medically enhanced AI? And they can’t tell nor track how often they pass gas????????

Is farting such a necessary thing that folks can’t live their daily life without AI intervention? Am I living on some parallel earth where my life isn’t focused on farting gas like a Junji Ito comic?

Is the world mostly folks who are about to explode from gas at any given moment?

Op is a staunch defender of computer generated kiddie porn , And it's clearly a fake account designed to generate engagement. Block this user.