I see you’ve played knifey horsey before.
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Look at my horse, my horse is so stabby, give it a lick! MMM! It tastes like Damascus.
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I love the absurdity of it. Two Sentence Horror can get pretty cringey at times, although I love it when it's done well.
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My husband giggled and said "Send that to me."
This is the highest honor a meme can receive in our home.
“No one can talk to a horse, of course.”
“Hello, I’m Mr. Ed.”
Ok I genuinely blew air out of my nose harder than usual with this one. Thanks.
Is the horse made of knives, a knife itself, or merely a horse that wields knives? This matters.
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When Tina Belcher becomes Teena the dark drama girlie.
Comedy horror is still horror.🤷
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Make sure the knife has a hilt or the horse risks self injury. A lot of amateur killers don't know how hard it is to stab a body and their hands slip on the handle causing cuts on their hands. Rule 1 is never leave your DNA at the scene.
Source: watched Forensics Files like 3 times through.
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I think I would be so baffled by the horse talking that I wouldn't even notice the knife
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Just trick the horse to fall asleep by reading from a book about compiler design and LA/LR parsers
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