This just in: Google and Apple announce they've updated their maps.
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Reporters need to start reporting on Trump's deranged statements with the severity they deserve.
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Why? was Trumps Gay taken?
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Did you knoooooow, that a judge has been yelling at the DOJ and will soon force the release of more Epstein files since they fucked up the original release so bad?
https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/13/politics/epstein-judge-hearing-justice-department-contempt-warning
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Everyday with this fucking guy
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Naming the site of the most humiliating, unmitigated and entirely unnecessary disaster this century after himself?
Is... Is he gaining self awareness?
'Trump's Folly' seems more apt.
folly /fŏl′ē/ noun
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Lack of good sense, understanding, or foresight.
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An act or instance of foolishness.
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A costly undertaking having an absurd or ruinous outcome.
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Canada Proposes Renaming "Strait of Hormuz" to "Strait of our Moose"
Please just fucking die already, you orange sack of shit.
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Google said to already be in the process of renaming Google Earth to Google Trump.
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Nah, rename that one.
“Iran takes Trump’s Strait, demands repayment.”
“Trump’s Strait under fire”
“America vows to destroy blockage of Trump’s Strait”
“Trump fails to secure Strait
Someone can probably do better than me here, but I feel the name has potential for ridicule
It sounds like his dementia is really taking off, hopefully the news of his death will come any day now...
You know what, I am in favor. So that the world may remember how much of a stupid douche he was and how he thought that renaming it meant he won
Honestly he should do it. Etch this embarrassment even deeper into the history books.
If Trump was strait, he wouldn't be blowing Bubba.
The trend of his megalomania is almost exactly tracking the trend of his dementia.
It's the disinhibition that goes with the squash rot.
Trump proposes renaming Earth to Trumpland.
I can propose things too...
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Orange clown speaks again. At least it didn't crash the stock market this time.
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By this time next year he'll have renamed half the major cities on earth
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you mean "not-the epstein" strait.
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Ok fuck this. Fine. Planet Trump. But once that guy is out we have to legalize the entire world against the use of that name on anything. They cannot take any office or name even a broken down car with that name. We revert every law, every rename, everything. Like the Disney movie with the purple guy that had a glove.
Let's just rename earth to Uncle Trumpies Pervert Palace
Trump Strait
Says the man who gave blowjob to Bill Clinton.
Only Trump and his passel o' rectum cleaners will take it seriously. The rest of the world laughs tiredly at him. And any such name changes will be changed back in the future, anyway.
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Honestly we should be calling it that every day it’s blocked causing rising gas prices and death and other assorted chaos
At least this one is a fairly apt description for a crooked body of water.
Ah shit! I put all my money on either "The Freedom Strait" or "The American Strait". I shoulda known.
The "Trump Strait" can not even be penetrated properly after using literally tons of explosives...
Minor adjustment: 'Trump's Strait'
It has an Achilles' Heel ring to it.
I mean if he really wants the credit I'll call it "Trump's Waterloo" for him.
As much as it stays blocked, he should rename it Trump Colon
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𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 👕
That little twink really likes the idea of getting a boat up his ass twice a day
If he really wanted to troll Iran, he would change "strait of Hormuz" to "gay of Hormuz".
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A literally fucking cartoon villain
At least hes owning up to his failure i guess.
Iran is gonna have a field day making puns about it.
Taco of Hormuz
Go squanch yourself
Fuck off!
Trump strait tweaking
Just name it George Straight. He's a Trumper.
Impossible to name it that, 'cuz straight he ain't.
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