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[–] 86 points 2 months ago

Someone else would have bought these plums and treated them right.

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  • [–] 71 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    This is why I like living close to a grocery store. I make lots of small trips instead of a big one.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    This is the way. I just buy what I need every day. Barely ever waste something

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    I shop once a week, and get everything I need for the week. One trip, twenty minutes in and out. No processed packaged foods, mostly fresh and frozen vegetables, fruit, and organic chicken (no antibiotics). Zero food waste, because even fresh vegetables will survive a week in the fridge. On the last day before shopping day, my fridge is virtually empty.

    I don't like shopping, so I made it as efficient as I could.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Why does this look like Leslie Nielsen doing an impression of the main guy from The A-Team, while cosplaying as Ric Flair?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago* (2 children)
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    100 guesses and I would not have guessed Will Farrell. I did not recognize him at all. Even now that you point it out, it's borderline. Granted I didn't see the video with audio. I saw the video while I was in a public space, and since I'm not an asshole, and since I had no headphones, I just watched it on mute. Still only BARELY see that as Will Farrel.

    Like someone else could come along, and troll me, and tell me you're trolling me, and that it's NOT Will Farrell, and I'd probably think they were telling the truth. That's like Tim Curry levels of acting disguise.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 months ago (7 children)
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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I feel like the fridge thinks people can’t change

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    The raspberries and avocados play roulette tho'!

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Me every other week throwing out the food I thought better me would make. No. You ate the easy food like always, numbskull.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    But are there any leftovers of sloppy steaks?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    I still am, but I used to be as well.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    I bought these plums for you, past me! The fuck?

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    Don't think I have ever really had this problem. I just eat the stuff I buy because it would be a waste of money not to.

    Also best before dates are just a suggestion.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I love how my local grocery stores sell steaks at a deep discount when they're a day or two from expiring. Like, 75% off for aged beef? OK, if you insist.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I miss when heavy discounts like that were common. Much harder to find now. They usually manage to sell it off at much lower discounts instead.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    I’ll eat leftovers a week later and people act like I’m eating a baby. Sniff test motherfuckers, heard of it? People waste so much food it infuriates me.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Most things I eat don't even need a sniff test. You can see and feel veg is going off before you can smell it and its safe to eat for longer than I am willing to eat it. Its only once it starts going mouldy or slimy that its unsafe.

    Soy sauce, honey, salt, dried herbs are essentially never going off. Worst with herbs is reduced flavour, but I grow my own. Been meaning to make a smoked salt and herb mix sometime. Got to actually smoke some salt though.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg..."I used to be a real piece of shit. I still am, but I used to be too." /s

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    I helped my parents clean out the refrigerator a couple years ago. I found the usual expired jams and jellies and other pickled things that were about 2 to 3 years overdue. But when I went into the freezer the oldest date I found was something that was hovering on 20 years past due. It's amazing how people neglect their icebox.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Throw the plums in the garden, free fertiliser

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)
    • I have eaten
    • the plums
    • that were in
    • the icebox
    • and which
    • you were probably
    • saving
    • for breakfast
    • Forgive me
    • they were delicious
    • so sweet
    • and so cold

    (This Is Just To Say, William Carlos Williams)

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

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    So succinct, so poetic.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago*

    oops! Sorry. It's a recent (well, compared to the original) parody/homage/whatever of the poem:

    • This is just to say
    • I have eaten
    • the rich
    • that were at
    • the golf club
    • and which
    • you were probably
    • saving
    • for class war
    • Forgive me
    • they were delicious
    • so white
    • and so old

    It was posted on Twitter by "your friend Helen" (@hels) many years back. I assume they were the author but I really don't know.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Literally have a few oranges in the way back that have been in there for months.

    If oranges could stink, my fridge would probably stink.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Random craft idea you can say you planned all along! Cut oranges in half and scrape out the insides (eat/drink if safe to do so) then dry out the skins. Either in the oven or placed in direct sunlight should be fine.

    Once dry, paint the outside of each half red and add white spots. You now have a mushroom cap! Use a small branch/stick and cut it to length and use that as the stem. Glue together.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I been so fucking strategic with my food this year that for the 1st time in my life the freezer food gets eaten and I have to go shopping cause we are eating everything in the fridge. I buy small eat everything and repeat and I gotta say it’s a good feeling.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    Is it possible to learn such power? Lmao congrats, I’ve always been bad about this.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    It was a change in perspective that completely changed the way I think about food.

    I used to buy in bulk and throw away far too much. Then I started thinking about the journey behind everything I was wasting. The chicken I was about to throw in the garbage was once a living animal, cared for on a farm, before being processed, packaged, frozen, transported, and stocked in a supermarket all for me to eventually throw it away.

    The same applies to everything we eat. Fruit has to be grown, watered by nature, picked, packaged, transported, and stored before it reaches us.

    That perspective changed the way I see food. Now, whenever I look at something I’m about to eat or waste, I see the time, resources, people, and life that went into getting it there. It has made me far more conscious of what I buy, what I use, and what I throw away.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Sorry, I was in the mood for beans

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    It's why I stopped buying milk.

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  • Its easier to just eat crackers.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Start a worm farm. Every left over is FEED MY GAGH

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    That's why we need to normalize food sharing and foster the community

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I'm worried that the baby thinks people can't change.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    At least at our house it's just more expensive compost.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    I don't keep my plums in the fridge.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    guess i'm worse. i buy eggs and sometimes they spoil before i can get around to using them. lost almost 18 so far this year

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago

    Eh, is a part of life. No need to stress this hard over it.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago

    I bought muscadine grapes last week. Delicious, like plums and grapes in one.

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