America must be returned to its rightful owners: the Italians.

I kept reading that as "Pilates don't cheat" and I was so confused.

Trotsky's secret plan for a permanent revolution coming to fruition.

McD always mentioned as reference for USA's fast food culture, but growing up abroad i noticed KFC was the first one to show up, and in some places decades ahead

Taiwan (officially the Republic of China) definitely does think of itself as Chinese. The part they disagree with is the "People's Republic" part, not the "China" part.

Hmmm

Countries around Italy noticing the amount of pizza places they have: 👀

There are several KFCs in my city.

Welp, I guess Scotland support of Kentucky now. Good luck Kentucky, we are your problem and the republicans are not going to like us.

It would probably be hilarious if Mainland China was part of Kentucky, specifically.

Like if it was California that would be lame.

every place is America except for LA, which is Mexikorea.

Conquistador lineage be conquistadoring.

Real colonizer energy. One of the benefits of central planning and long terms in power is that influence that takes time, becomes viable, like cultural erasure, rewriting of history and the generational impact of intentional cultural narratives.

China is a collection of conquered people's with their own languages, traditions and history that stretch far beyond even the first colonialist Qin unification, a unification accomplished at the tip of a sword, with blood and violence. None of those conquered people ever chose to be labeled Chinese by their conquerors. They were forced into servitude.

did anyone else see that thing abt how the Colonel was actually an asian man? i can't stop thinking about it

China is even shaped like a giant chicken! It's perfect.

The 51st state won't be Greenland after all.