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[โ€“] 102 points 2 months ago (8 children)

My wife does spins whenever she's wearing a dress that will float out. I probably would too if I fit in such a dress.

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  • [โ€“] 51 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    I feel like dresses are probably the most forgiving piece of clothing fit-wise.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Honestly, I find hospital scrubs very forgiving. Medical staff looking fine in those greens and blues

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  • [โ€“] 64 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    True that I see less people doing this, but there are some that keep it alive, my sister still randomly cartwheels everywhere she goes, she even learnt how to do it while holding her beer, and without spilling it !

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  • [โ€“] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

    Yeah, disbelieve. We're gonna need to see a gif or something of your sister doing this.

    EDIT: This is how to properly internet. Take notes younglings. This is how you summon content ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  • [โ€“] 23 points 2 months ago (4 children)
  • [โ€“] 94 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    It's fun to watch my kid attempt a cartwheel, he turns about 1 radian and then folds onto the floor. He'll get it right one of these days, but I think I like this part better

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  • [โ€“] 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    Im not a women but im gonna hit a cartwheel on my way to work tomorrow for the tweet poster. Hopefully I can still do it and don't fall into the mud.

    :update: I did but it was a shit cartwheel. I'm way heavier than last time I did one.

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  • [โ€“] 27 points 2 months ago

    I saw a girl under 10 do cartwheels today. First time in a while.

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  • [โ€“] 53 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    I'd do a cartwheel if I had the body of an 8 year old, I can't even do the dishes without backpain now

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  • [โ€“] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I turn my seat heaters on for back pain

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  • [โ€“] 17 points 2 months ago

    I know a few people that still do and I treasure them

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  • [โ€“] 32 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    In my country a woman suspected of murder did a cartwheel while waiting to be interrogated and the police basically took that as an admission of guilt

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  • [โ€“] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Pretty sure cops regardless of country will take any out of the norm behavior as an admission of guilt. They just be like that

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  • [โ€“] 34 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I recently used this as an example of how mass surveillance escalates suspicion. If you drive home from work the same way for months and then change your route, that can be grounds for suspicion and investigation. Nevermind, you just charted a better path home.

    And as law enforcement works in the US, post PATRIOT act, if you can be investigated under general suspicion, rather than for a specific crime. And you will be charged for any crimes discovered. And if you are in sight of the police (e.g. in an ALPR database) then every possible set of behaviors and conditions are suspicious.

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  • [โ€“] 26 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    I work at a primary school and I see random cartwheels almost every day.

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  • [โ€“] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I work at a Home Depot. I also see cartwheels all the time.

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  • [โ€“] 12 points 2 months ago

    Back when boys were boys and girls were dizzy

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 2 months ago

    Be the change you want to see in the world. Transition, then do a cartwheel in a skirt.

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 2 months ago

    that reminds me. when I was a kid I tried to do a cartwheel repeatedly until I fell in a really painful way and then after that I'd just watch others do cartwheels enviously

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  • Read this, quite literally did a cartwheel in an act of whimsy and solidarity against the encroaching darkness before responding.

    (It was actually kind of fun and my back only hurts a tiny bit. One handed cartwheels used to be the preferred move, but fuck no).

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    I had a co-worker in her early 30s, who was a former gymnast, and also coached gymnastics. She'd not only occasionally knock out a few cartwheels in the hallway, but she could also still do aerials.

    Aerial example: https://youtu.be/BUj32xhdJ4s

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  • These days, they also skip the light fandango.

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  • [โ€“] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

    Maybe, hopefully, OP just doesn't spend as much time with girls as he did when a little boy. Anyway random cartwheels are definitely still a thing.

    Edit: turns out I can't read

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  • [โ€“] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Can confirm, have 6yo daughter obsessed with perfecting her cartwheels.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Tell her that most girls lose their cartwheel magic as they get older. Encourage her to keep it up and to not ever be afraid to do one!

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  • Cartwheels get replaced by Fossamax.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago

    I still cartwheel. One trick pony in that way, I can only do the cartwheel. When kids are doing them I will casually throw one and it always amuses them. I'm near 60.

    They don't take much strength, it's inertia that carries you over. Hand, hand, foot, foot.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 2 months ago (6 children)

    What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?

    spoilerA naked woman doing cartwheels.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    what???

    what a weird comment

    consider shutting up

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  • [โ€“] -1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    what???

    I think you left off a few question marks.

    what a weird comment

    Can you elaborate? I am mega curious what you find objectionable since this comment has a very controversial vote score. Genuinely curious, please.

    consider shutting up

    ๐Ÿ”ƒ

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    commenting (especially in the form of not-particularly-funny jokes) about naked women when women are mentioned has toxic cishet man vibes

    ew

    weirdo

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  • [โ€“] 0 points 2 months ago

    So swapping the gender of the joke makes it okay? If I left the gender out entirely? Is it the mention of nudity? Why is mentioning naked women toxic vibes? I mean, you did come into a shitpost community where the humor probably isn't always to your liking. And then had the audacity to tell me to shut up lol.

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