My wife does spins whenever she's wearing a dress that will float out. I probably would too if I fit in such a dress.
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True that I see less people doing this, but there are some that keep it alive, my sister still randomly cartwheels everywhere she goes, she even learnt how to do it while holding her beer, and without spilling it !
That is the most arresting thing I've heard all day.
Yeah, disbelieve. We're gonna need to see a gif or something of your sister doing this.
EDIT: This is how to properly internet. Take notes younglings. This is how you summon content ๐
Yup that's pretty much this ! With a tad more momentum so she's able to remove the hand on the ground mid wheel
I didn't realize you weren't who I replied to at first and was mega confused why your adult sister looked 11.
It's fun to watch my kid attempt a cartwheel, he turns about 1 radian and then folds onto the floor. He'll get it right one of these days, but I think I like this part better
Im not a women but im gonna hit a cartwheel on my way to work tomorrow for the tweet poster. Hopefully I can still do it and don't fall into the mud.
:update: I did but it was a shit cartwheel. I'm way heavier than last time I did one.
I'd do a cartwheel if I had the body of an 8 year old, I can't even do the dishes without backpain now
I turn my seat heaters on for back pain
In my country a woman suspected of murder did a cartwheel while waiting to be interrogated and the police basically took that as an admission of guilt
Pretty sure cops regardless of country will take any out of the norm behavior as an admission of guilt. They just be like that
I recently used this as an example of how mass surveillance escalates suspicion. If you drive home from work the same way for months and then change your route, that can be grounds for suspicion and investigation. Nevermind, you just charted a better path home.
And as law enforcement works in the US, post PATRIOT act, if you can be investigated under general suspicion, rather than for a specific crime. And you will be charged for any crimes discovered. And if you are in sight of the police (e.g. in an ALPR database) then every possible set of behaviors and conditions are suspicious.
Whimsy detected!! Deviant thoughtpatterns likely!! Danger!! Danger!! Crush it quickly!
Maybe the victim was murdered by a cartwheel.
I'm sorry, what?
I work at a primary school and I see random cartwheels almost every day.
I work at a Home Depot. I also see cartwheels all the time.
Be the change you want to see in the world. Transition, then do a cartwheel in a skirt.
that reminds me. when I was a kid I tried to do a cartwheel repeatedly until I fell in a really painful way and then after that I'd just watch others do cartwheels enviously
Read this, quite literally did a cartwheel in an act of whimsy and solidarity against the encroaching darkness before responding.
(It was actually kind of fun and my back only hurts a tiny bit. One handed cartwheels used to be the preferred move, but fuck no).
I had a co-worker in her early 30s, who was a former gymnast, and also coached gymnastics. She'd not only occasionally knock out a few cartwheels in the hallway, but she could also still do aerials.
Aerial example: https://youtu.be/BUj32xhdJ4s
Vertikal rotierender Frau
Maybe, hopefully, OP just doesn't spend as much time with girls as he did when a little boy. Anyway random cartwheels are definitely still a thing.
Edit: turns out I can't read
He definitely said in the post that women don't do random cartwheels, not girls.
Edit: turns out I can't read
This is because society is evil and has killed the reading impulse in your soul
I think OP was saying that as they grow up girls stop doing cartwheels. Because grown girls don't do cartwheels. I think you should see it as a "we live in a society" meme
Can confirm, have 6yo daughter obsessed with perfecting her cartwheels.
Tell her that most girls lose their cartwheel magic as they get older. Encourage her to keep it up and to not ever be afraid to do one!
I still cartwheel. One trick pony in that way, I can only do the cartwheel. When kids are doing them I will casually throw one and it always amuses them. I'm near 60.
They don't take much strength, it's inertia that carries you over. Hand, hand, foot, foot.
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?
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A naked woman doing cartwheels.
what???
what a weird comment
consider shutting up
what???
I think you left off a few question marks.
what a weird comment
Can you elaborate? I am mega curious what you find objectionable since this comment has a very controversial vote score. Genuinely curious, please.
consider shutting up
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commenting (especially in the form of not-particularly-funny jokes) about naked women when women are mentioned has toxic cishet man vibes
ew
weirdo
So swapping the gender of the joke makes it okay? If I left the gender out entirely? Is it the mention of nudity? Why is mentioning naked women toxic vibes? I mean, you did come into a shitpost community where the humor probably isn't always to your liking. And then had the audacity to tell me to shut up lol.
Lol, same
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