The Manosphere: How To Never, Ever Get Laid

This is, once again, an instance of some women having a fetish and then the manosphere trying to project this onto all women.

They are not capable of understanding that different women are different, they really believe that all women are the same and that if they have the right cheat codes they can make women do whatever they want. Women are not people to them.

Seems like good advice.

It lets women know which men are listening to these influencers.

Also: pheromones? Why does that continue to get airtime each generation? The organ that processes pheromones in most mammals isn’t functional in humans, and most people cover the inside of their noses with so much artificial scent that they can’t smell anything subtle anyway. So all you get from that is the stink of bacterial byproducts.

Depression maxing?

Another example of how the manosphere is actually a way to confuse young men without dating experience into making themselves less attractive, so their resentment toward women who dont accept them despite "doing all the rigjt things" can be politically weaponized to reorient these men into fascist social reality

It's a classic!

When my son was in college i told him, "Girls don't kiss boys who don't shower."

His response- "The girls I like do."

Ewwww.

I can tell you from first hand knowledge, that does not work, not one bit.

Yes please, make it even easier to detect manosphere guys

I don't know about the "manosphere," but I wouldn't be interested in a man, or woman, who smelled. I work in an outside hard-working job, it isn't that hard to shower and clean clothes. Except on overnight jobs, but then we all smell. Most folks are not looking for dates then. Nobody I am around would be, but maybe i am too old or just fortunate.

Ah yes, nothing gets girls wet like the smell of crusted shit stains and sweaty balls

consult the graph

Please do this. I might actually have a shot if i'm the only good smelling guy around.

They looking for violet lol

I'm pretty sure the person who started this rumor knows it's bs.

probably they just want the other dudes to be more unattractive to increase their own odds of getting laid

I am so tired of this shit. Last year it was women in the gym rubbing vagina juices on their necks to attract mates in the gym, and now this? I have a sensitive sense of smell and this is an affront on me.

This was pretty common with women when I was in university. They said deodorant causes breast cancer so that's why they don't shower or shave.

You don't understand: It doesn't matter what you think, it's out of your control. Once you get get a deep whiff if pure American masculine stank, you won't be able to stop yourself. Don't say you wasn't warned.

also they dont WIPE after pooping. the current one for young people is looksmaxxing people.

God, as if we men didn't have enough trouble without these morons. Guys, shower and wipe your fucking ass. You're an idiot if you think stinking like sweat and shit is going to get you a girlfriend. It's going to get you avoided.

oh I know the next one coming: pre-pepper spray yourself!

it will show her that you are capable of taking some hits and will enchant her with the pique aroma!

Seems like a lot of guys hopped on this trend a few decades early.

Why am I seeing this everywhere. This has been a thing for years now. I don't care about the manosphere and I think that name is fucking stupid anyway.

They're misogynists. That's all. Probably very racist too.

I needed a good laugh today, thanks everyone.