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[–] 47 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I don't think capsaicin is that much of an insecticide. AFAIK its primary purpose is to deter consumption by mammals since the seeds are more likely to survive if eaten by birds (who are immune to capsaicin).

Of course that makes it extra amusing that we're specifically after this stuff.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Plants: evolves to produce chemical that causes pain from consumption

    Humans: evolves to become masochistic

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    its impressive how much our species loves to evolve in order to ingest more toxins

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago*

    It is truly funny if you take a step back and think about it like an alien would. It’s like when little monkeys that live near humans steal the booze sometimes or intentionally eat fermented fruit because they’re filthy little alcoholics. Fascinating little critters we are

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    But, because we like it so much, we cultivate it and protect it, ensuring its continued survival. In a way, the plant has domesticated us.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    :absolutely drowning food in Sriracha: the spice must flow

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    don't forget cocaine and cannabinoids

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Which both go well with cacao

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  • [+] -6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    You get high and eat your own poop?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    You're pretending to be a doctor. You should know what those words mean

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  • [–] -3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    "go well with" suggests they're eating the poop.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Where does poop come into this? Regardless of what whether anyone thinks "goes well with" refers to JUST eating (which it doesn't. "those pants go well with that shirt" isn't saying you're eating them), where does the poop come in? They said cocaine, cannabinoids, and cacao, where is there any poop mentioned for anyone to be eating?

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (18 children)

    Let’s not forget thc, morphine, and psilocybin

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (17 children)

    Coca, cacao.

    Psilocybin isn't produced by plants but by fungi.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (14 children)

    You’re right. Mushrooms aren’t plants. I stand corrected

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (11 children)

    Indeed they are not. They are their own category. Their cell structure is between plant cells and animal cells. A fungi cloud works similar to a brain. They are the things that make life possible. There are fungi living in our body which keeps us alive, we use them for bread, beer and penicillin among many other uses, they break down dead plants to create food for new plants, they divide food and communicate between trees, but they are themselves not plants. The largest living organism on earth is a fungi by the way.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    I did not know that about the oldest living organism thing. where is this ancient fungi?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (7 children)

    Gone, but there used to be giant fungus "trees" called prototaxites

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prototaxites

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    there's actually new research saying prototaxites may not have been fungi, but belonged to an entirely separate kingdom that's now extinct. one of the defining characteristics of fungi are that their cell walls contain chitin, the same stuff that makes arthropod shells. prototaxites was found not to contain any chitin, while other ancient fungi of the same age as prototaxites already did, so it's not a feature of fungi that was adapted later. prototaxites was also found to contain microscopic structures that don't exist in any known fungus species

    edit: damn, someone beat me to it while I was trying to find the details

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    From your link.

    In 2026, research comparing fossils of a prototaxite species with other eukaryotic fossils in the same location found it to be structurally and chemically distinct, suggesting that Prototaxites is not a fungus and instead belongs to an extinct, previously undescribed kingdom of eukaryotic life.[1]

    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12822639/

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

    Heh... learn something new every day

    Edit: it sounds like it's a hot topic

    It is widely considered a fungus, but the debate is ongoing.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    From the paper I linked, it's really interesting. They think it might be a giant eukaryote previously undefined.

    We hypothesized that if P. taiti was a fungus, fossilization products resulting from the selective preservation or diagenetic alteration of glucan sugars would be present, derived from the original main composition of the cell walls including chitin (a polymer of N-acetyl glucosamine), or resulting from the recombination of glucan and protein into new melanoidin-like compounds, like those found in Fungi and arthropods in the Rhynie chert (39). To test this hypothesis, the previously assembled dataset of 47 samples, representing six higher taxonomic groups (39), was combined with 55 additional samples from these six groups and P. taiti (see the Supplementary Materials for full spectra for each sample, images of all sample spots, and details of taxonomic assignment). We then developed a novel analytic pipeline comprising two key steps: data exploration (step 1) and modelling (step 2) (fig. S3 and Supplementary Text Extended Methods). Step 1 aimed to show that biologically informative spectral bands correlated with taxonomic classification of specimens and that molecular fingerprints of organisms in the Rhynie chert retained information regarding their biological affinities, and to select the most relevant spectral features for further modelling. In step 2, we built classification models using supervised machine learning approaches to provide a robust statistical framework to accept or reject the taxonomic classification of each sample based on the selected spectral features.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    Menthol too.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Tobacco leaves are not good eats. Don’t do it.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Hell yeah, give me all 3.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I watch the poopy show too

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Join us at !coffee@lemmy.world if you're addicted to the first one.

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    My gut does not run without it

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Not me, drinking coffee, having some Lemon OG, and some nicotine.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Mammea Africana: 😏

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago

    You forgot about the bitter garbage that's inside of cabbage cultivars. If you're a normal person you know that they taste like death. If you are a weird mutant you think they taste somewhere on a scale between acceptable and delicious.

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