I think A is the correct answer

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[–] 111 points 2 months ago

Well John didn't ask for consent on A, but Ethan did ask for consent in C. So the answer has to be A

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  • [–] 71 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    The only harassment I see here is HR shaming Ethan and his slugona.

    Fact: Ethan requested consent. At any point you can tell Ethan that you do not want to participate.

    In fact, none of the listed options are harassment, though I would not like John touching me and would ask him not to without permission, or in the case of aiding me in an emergency.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 months ago

    "Bad slug! Look at the mess you've made for the cleaning crew!" *nat d20 salt toss

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)
    [–] 19 points 2 months ago

    yes the back is an erogenous zone second only to the boobie

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    It's B. Because we all know that Cindy is one water cooler away from an AR-15 mass shooting incident. We know how passive aggressive she is. Oh, and it's Tuesday.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 months ago

    There are no bad slugs.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago

    If you pass, and get hired, be sure to solidify with workers and unionize.✊🏿

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    does lemmy have an HR cause i gotta report this post ;p

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago

    All of them could be. Mostly Cindy though. Ethan sounds like fun.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    Not the entirely vibe-coded by kimi K3 HR Training Portal T-T

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  • I know which one I'd be more wary of (it's John)

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    We need whimsy so it's A

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Dip John's hands in saltwater and send him to Ethan.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Always remember human rulesources is there to protect the company first and foremost.

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