That part can only be stored turned around backwards, otherwise the E-dong is scandalously exposed

The only reason, and I mean the ONLY reason, why we see an exact replica of Data's butt-cheeks here is because otherwise we'd see an exact replica of Data's fully-functional android genitals.

And the thing with Tasha Yar is not the only reference we have to Data's complete anatomy, because we also get to learn that Data needed a modesty routine or he'd just walk around the colony with everything on display.

“Riker, no.”

It's doubtful that I'd recognize a copy of my butt cheeks on sight. Kinda take after President Skroob on that one.

Was it Generations where Riker says “smooth as an android’s bottom”?

The fucked thing is, it's at your coworkers home and clearly sculpted with the utmost care. Was it from photos? Was it from memory? Who knows but you might need to contact HR.

"It's fully functional, by the way."

"It better not function while we're carrying it back to the ship or you're gonna be cleaning my unitard."

Do? DO?!? I'll tell ya what I'd do. Pop zits, that's what I'd do.

My coworkers ..."why does that cutting board have a crack in it?"

"Commander, I'm detecting what I understand to be...arousal. Is there a....human nuance present that I appear to be missing?"

Givem a good slap and offer your coworkers a try.

Be thankful it wasn't stored the other way around.

Go find "not" Tasha Yar and see where it leads

You say "I'd tap that"

And then tap it

"Now that's a Soong ass"

The funny thing is, this is almost exactly as awkward for Data and his coworkers Riker and Geordi as it is for Brent Spiner and his coworkers Jonathan Frakes and LeVar Burton. Data being an android is equaled out by Spiner being by all accounts a really crazy guy who's down for whatever, and the other two being more-enlightened 24th-century humans is equaled out by Frakes and Burton being actors.

Damn. I guess that really is the Federation's ass.

"I've taken the liberty of replicating this twenty-five cent piece, would you care to... bounce it off that thang?"

i would flip it around and say "must have been a beta version"

"Drink it in, Bitches!"

Admire the artwork.

As a robot? Not give a fuck

I wonder if Spiner modeled those himself

Brag, obviously (••) ( ••)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

I assure you it's fully functional.